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SPECIAL OF THE MONTH!!
December



And she DID, too!





Technical Mambo: Dance with THIS!




Okay. For those of you that have surfed here and think you can be offended,
THINK AGAIN.

I'm doing this because I think it's funny. I seriously don't get off to people eating balls.

Chegreth's Lair is a PERSONAL HOME PAGE, and as long as I don't violate any of AOL or Angelfire's TOS, (and they really check hard for violations), I've done nothing wrong.

The name of this game is called Screw Your Morals.
You're about to be introduced to MINE.


Ah.

One Last Thing.

This ATE MY BALLS page is special. It's format is different than every other one on the Net.

I didn't mess with the images and put in word bubbles.

I've found that good browsers will do that work for me.

That's right, I'm talking about the ALT command!

To see what the character on a picture is saying, just hold your mouse over it.

Some text will automatically appear in mere seconds. It's Literally THAT Easy!

All of you out there with Crappy Browsers, I'm not even going to apologize. GET AN UPGRADE!!


Well......now that you've gotten past the Technical Mambo, move on to the ATE MY BALLS WALTZ!



Moon Crystal Power!!



One day, Sailor Moon is struck with an incredibly powerful urge!

OOOooohh!  MUST.......EAT..........BALLS!!!!!

Her first victim is the one person she adores most: Tuxedo Mask!

Serina.......my....Balls....I....Grrkkk!!

Realizing that the wisest move would probably be to eat the Balls of her enemies, she searches out Malachite and Zoicite, two generals of the Negaverse!

That's us!  Wheeeeeeee~!

OOoh!  Malachite! Zoicite!  I just HAVE TO EAT your Balls!

What is that Meatball Head talking about?

Besides.....she shouldn't be interested in you, Zoicite!  You're a girl!

I don't know.  Be careful.  This could be a trick!

Whatever.  I'm not afraid of that Ball-Snatching Twerp!

Moooon Balll Suctiiooonn!!!!

EERRRKK!!!  My...Balls!!!  They're falling off!

Oh, my!  What did she do to you?

Zoicite, my love----Destroy her for me, ok?

Moooooon...Baaaallll...Squiiiiiisshh!!!!!

But.....Zoicite!  You're a man?!  And all this time....

I'll kill you, Sailor Moon!  YAAAAAHH!!!!

Suddenly, who should appear----- the other Sailor Scouts!!

Serina!  This Ball-Eating madness has to stop!

NOOOO!!  I must eat their Balls!!  Please!!!

Please....I....their....balls....I.......um....

Pile on her!!  Destroy that Ho!  Kill !!

Now that some sense has been knocked into the Meatball Head, the Danger is over.......or, is it?!

Hmmm......Must Eat Pencil!   Oh, Tuxedo Maaa-sk!



Moon Sceptre Activation!




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