MR. SNUGGLES

by Happy Fun Land (Captain Strong)

Senshi/Villan Name: Mr. Snuggles

Birthday: September 6, 1988

Age: Teenage

Home Planet: Earth

Current Residence: Sewers of New York

Hobbies: Fighting the evil Shredder, partying with Mike, and whacking off like there's no tomorrow.

Likes: Dave, monkeys, and the other Ninja Turtles

Dislikes: Shredder

Strengths: Fighting Shredder and other evil entities, masturbating

Weaknesses: Not being able to jack off for days at a time makes him crazy

Physical Description (DETAIL!!!): He's a lean, mean, green fighting machine. He's a Ninja Turtle, after all!

Personality: He likes to party and have hot turtle sex

Goals/Dreams: To have eight woman at once, a feat which has not yet been achieved according to the Guiness Book of World Records

Allies: Raphael, Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello, Splinter, and April O'Neal

History(very important): Once, when he was a small turtle, he was flushed into the sewers. He came into contact with a martial arts master who had been banished down there, and he also came into contact with a green ooze. This ooze changed him into a teenage mutant turtle who was also a ninja.

Is your character good, evil or neutral? Explain why: The purest good

Henshin Phrase (if any): n/a

Henshin Item: n/a

Do you have any pics of your senshi/villan?: I do but it's sticky

Physical Description (once transformed): see above

Powers:

• Yummy Blast: A poweful blast of semen shoots out of his cock and whacks his opponents in the face, entrapping them in a white, sticky, gooey mess of creamy goodness.
• Flying Nut Kick: Using extreme flexibility, Snuggles jumps into the air and does a flying kick, landing always on the testicular area of the opponent.
• Dance of the Misguided Monkey: Mr. Snuggles does a dance, whereby his opponents get mesmerized by how crappy it is.

Weaknesses in battle: Big black guys named Bubba

Any other interesting facts: He would like to fuck you, Nox

~Writing Sample~

One day, Mr. Snuggles was in a whore house, fucking some whores. My God, did he fuck them. He fucked them inside and out. After making the whores raw with turtle power, Mr. Snuggles walked outside to smoke when suddenly a black dude came up to him.

Black Man: "Yo, man, give me all yall money, shit!"

Mr. Snuggles, noticing that the fellow was black, grabbed his own cock, pulled it out of his shell, and presented it to the negro fellow. At the sight of how large and superior his turtle cock was, the black man put a gun to his head and killed himself.

Then Mr. Snuggles went back into the whore house to fuck some more whores.