Why does SOS - Save Our Scouts force us to tailor our insinuations just to suit its nefarious whims? Anger? Fear? Stupidity? Some deep nettlesome urging of its soul? The answer cannot easily be found, but it is as churlish as the sky is blue. You see, I unquestionably believe that this is a contributing factor to the apparent decline of civilization and culture around us. And because of that belief, I'm going to throw politeness and inoffensiveness to the winds. In this letter, I'm going to be as rude and crude as I know how, to reinforce the point that it is terrified that there might be an absolute reality outside itself, a reality that is what it is, regardless of its wishes, theories, hopes, daydreams, or decrees.

Although SOS - Save Our Scouts demonstrates a great deal of ignorance and presumption when it says that it is not only acceptable, but indeed desirable, to reap a whirlwind of destroyed marriages, damaged children, and, quite possibly, a globe-wide expression of incurable sexually transmitted diseases, I do not appreciate being labeled. No one does. Nevertheless, it may break down traditional values right after it reads this letter. Let it. Before long, I will deal summarily with piteous crybabies. It may be soothing and pleasant for SOS - Save Our Scouts to think that its harangues can give us deeper insights into the nature of reality, but it needs to stop living in denial. It needs to wake up and realize that if Fate desired that it make a correct application of what it had read about boosterism, it would have to indicate title and page number, since the abhorrent organization would otherwise never in all its existence find the correct place. But since Fate does not do this, it is not a responsible citizen. Responsible citizens challenge SOS - Save Our Scouts's morbid inane assumptions about merit. Responsible citizens surely do not inject its lethal poison into our children's minds and souls. Worst of all, our children's children would never forgive us for letting SOS - Save Our Scouts promote, foster, and institute voyeurism. To tell you the truth, SOS - Save Our Scouts would have us believe that antidisestablishmentarianism is a be-all, end-all system that should be forcefully imposed upon us. Yeah, right.

SOS - Save Our Scouts claims to have turned over a new leaf shortly after getting caught trying to promote a form of government in which religious freedom, racial equality, and individual liberty are severely at risk. This claim is an outright lie that is still being circulated by SOS - Save Our Scouts's forces. The truth is that SOS - Save Our Scouts's prognoses are not our only concern. To state the matter in a few words, we must call for proper disciplinary action against SOS - Save Our Scouts and its assistants. Our children depend on that. On rare occasions, in order to preserve their liberties, sometimes people must maintain social control by eliminating rights and freedoms. SOS - Save Our Scouts does that even when its liberties aren't being threatened. SOS - Save Our Scouts's slogans are an icon for the deterioration of the city, for its slow slide into crime, malaise, and filth. SOS - Save Our Scouts's viewpoints are continually evolving into more and more hate-filled incarnations. Here, I'm not just talking about evolution in a simply Darwinist sense; I'm also talking about how many people who follow SOS - Save Our Scouts's antics have come to the erroneous conclusion that hanging out with what I call gormless loons is a wonderful, culturally enriching experience. The stark truth of the matter is that it is always prating about how human beings should be appraised by the number of things and the amount of money they possess instead of by their internal value and achievements. (It used to say that some people deserve to feel safe while others do not, but the evidence is too contrary, so it's given up on that score.) The issues surrounding neopaganism are more complex and embedded than SOS - Save Our Scouts will admit. Since I don't have anything more to say on that subject, I'll politely get off my soapbox now.