Our current contestants are:
Wellington: Now, some people out there would say that Saturn definitely has the advantage over Solid Snake. After all, she's powerful enough to command life and death with a mere thought, and she can see the future. BUT what most people don't take into account is her inexperience. She's only a child, whereas Snake is a proffessional.
Ethan: I'd have to agree with you on that one. Saturn maybe powerful, but Snake has been through worse, I would imagine.
*Saturn's music plays*
Wellington: Here comes the little lady now. You've got to hand it to her...she's certainly got guts.
Ethan: Yeah, and judging by what I've heard about Snake, they'll no doubt be splattered all throughout this arena.
*Snake's theme plays*
Ethan: And here he...
Wellington: Where is he?
Ethan: I don't know. Wait...is that...*squints* Who's that entering the ring? He looks like...
Ethan: Quick!! Get a mic on him!!
Otacon: Hi...um...Snake...um...said that...uh...um...*SLAP*
Ethan: Good God!!! Otacon has just hit Saturn and now he's running away!!!
Wellington: He'd better run...she'll tear him apart!
Saturn: O_O BAKA!!! >_<
Ethan: Do we have a camera on Otacon!?!?! GET A CAMERA ON OTACON!!!!
Wellington: There we go...oh, wonderful. Otacon tripped, and here comes Saturn!
Ethan: And Otacon just wet himself. Great.
Wellington: I would too if I was stuck in a storage room with a pissed off Sailor Saturn! Uh oh...she looks like she's ready to kill him...and--
Ethan: ...Saturn drops to her knees, and falls right on Otacon! What the hell just happened?!?!
Wellington: It looks like she's bleeding from the back of the head...wait! Is that cardboard box moving?
Ethan: Oh good Lord! Snake was in the box with a sniper rifle, and Otacon was just the diversion!
Wellington: I bet she didn't see that coming! LOL I'd hate to be Otacon right now...
Ethan: I think he just wet himself again...and that's our que to go.
You are now listening to Encounter from Metal Gear Solid.