You Found the Inverted Castle!

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WARNING: This page is satirical, graphic, and somewhat strange and depraved. Some extreme, outrageous things are claimed here. If edgy '90s humor that pokes fun at religious extremism and bizarre sexual interests isn't your thing, you should avoid this page like the good, decent human being that you are. Reader discretion is advised. You've been warned.

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Lucky you! You found the super secret section of the site, littered with even more Moonie depravity than you could ever have wanted in your wildest nightmares! OH YEAH, IT GETS WEIRDER, YOU FUCKIN' CANDY ASS!!!

Don't blame me, you came looking for this shit. Now, we all get to suffer for your curiosity.

*gives you both fingers*

Links to the INVERTED chamber of evil (INVERTED Crystal Palace):

Hardcore Lesbian Senshi Sex and One Oddball Fetish

You are now listening to Mad Forest from Castlevania 3: Dracula's Curse.