Shit Happens

"Stupid wankers..."

Someone showed me this little 'poem',
and I'm sure if Ryan were still alive, he would agree with it 100%.
He always did alot of crazy shit,
And he never gave a shit about what people thought. :)
"all men say stupid shit
you can't say stupid shit
but you can't remain silent
so by nature you are bound to say stupid shit if you talk"

And as he would say..."Shit happens."

The most powerful word?
Shit just may be the most powerful word in the English language.
You can be shit faced...
Shit outta luck, or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together.
Find a place for your shit,
Or decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit.
Buy shit.
Sell shit.
Lose shit.
Find shit.
Forget shit.
Tell other's to eat shit---and die.
Or fuck shit.

Some people know their shit,
While others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits.
Dumb shits.
Crazy shits.
And sweet shits.

There is bull shit.
Horse shit.
And chicken shit.

You can throw shit.
Sling shit.
Catch shit.
Or duck when the shit hits the fan.
Or you can give a shit.
Or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit,
Or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit.
Some days are hotter than shit.
And some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit.
Things can look like shit.
And there are times when you feel like shit.

You can carry shit.
Have a mountain of shit.
Or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

You can have too much shit.
Not enough shit.
The right shit.
The wrong shit.
Or alot of weird shit.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit.
And other times you swim in a lake of shit,
And come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,
It's the basic building block of creation.

And remember.
Once you know your shit,
You don't need to know anything else!

-Dedicated to Ryan Harlow

You are now listening to Protoman's Castle from Mega Man 5.