AAH!!! LAMERS WITH MAIL BOXES!!!

This is where I post mail that losers have sent me in their attempt to prove themselves.  Since our category on Yahoo, I have received a LOT of mail.  If you send me anything offensive, it's gonna go here, and by the way, DON'T SEND ME FLAME MAIL.  OK?  Hey, you asked for it!!!

CONTESTANT #1

Really, why do you do this? This is a page meant specifically to get people
mad at you. Are you seeing a therapist? I suggest that you do.
-A Sailormoon fan (have you even SEEN the show [NA version doesn't
count]?), who actually HAS a life

NOT a flame?  To spoil your pathetic attempt to insult me, I will logically answer your lame questions.  I do this because I HATE Sailor Moon, hasn't it came to you yet?  No, this page is designed to tell people the truth, and with your moonie level, you took it offensive.  If you don't like it, DON'T COME!  I mean damnet people if the warning before my page loads isn't enough then what is?  No i'm not seeing a therapist, and I don't take advice from losers.  Yes i've seen the show, NA version DOES count (to all you anime junkies, do you watch the Japanese version on USA Network?  I didn't think so)  And by the way, if we are to go by your standards, I am not even making fun of the Japanese Version!  Sailor Moon isn't even the title of it.  So there, shutup about the Japanese version!  That was a bad use of the ( ) characters.  Who has a life?  If you have such a life, why the hell are you at my page?  Why did you email me?  Under logical terms, we all have lives.  Think about it.  At least mine's decent.  Your life consists of watching Sailor Moon in a dark room in your house all day.  Some "life"  By the way, this guy's nick even sounds like Lamer!  A definite contestant for the lamer mail section.

CONTESTANT #2

Did anybody understand that?  Speaking of THAT, he needs to learn how to use the ' key.

CONTESTANT #3

Subject: Re:  ISM sign up
From:  Hobbit <hobbit@outworld.net>
OBSESSION LEVEL 346,636,646,546,334,644 (but I limited to 5)

        Greetings
 

Why are you saying hi to me?  Your not buying me

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I am not requesting a favour, I am daring you to add me on your list. Or
maybe you girls don't like to share your little chatter secrets?

Sexist, isn't he?

Perhaps a DNA analysis could prove otherwise? Or do you not know what
DNA is? It is the stuff that is missing from your brain cells.

I didn't get this...

You don't have a mail filter Kid (is it al right to call you Kid?). You
spend all your life trying to help yourself survive the humiliation.
Soon you will be begging me more, to spare you...
 

I am older than this "kid", and he is currently in my filter.  That's were pesky moonies go.  The only thing i'll be begging you to go is get a life.  This kid even admitted he's a low life.  How easy can it get?

CONTESTANT #4

E-mail me back FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY NAME IS CHIBICHIBI.T
MY E-MAIL IS:@USA.NET
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
SAILOR MOON IS GREAT
I STAND FOR CHIBICHIBI MOON
AND WE DON'T LIKE YOUR PROBLEM WITH SAILOR MOON .
AND IF YOU DO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SAILOR MOON THEN TALK TO MOONCHYLDE
AT: SPOUT7<SPOUT7@GEOCITIES.COM>

One of the bad spots of having an anti Sailor Moon page listed in Yahoo is it tends to attract newbies like this kid.  I didn't understand a thing he said.  Not to mention he turned his caps lock on when he wrote it.  I don't know how this person could be doing computer consulting after saying something like that.  Probably some lamer on his dad's account.  Like father, like son...

Of course, if you think that you'll vent anger and change the world be flaming me with stupid emails, your a moron.  You will lose your privacy to the thousands of people that visit my site, for the time you put into me reading your mail.  Remember, your ASKED for it by sending flame mail to me.  I have no problem with replying to civilized messages with no insults, but these messages are a different story.  Learn the rules, or get out of my way, I have better things to do.  Not to mention your messages give me an overall of what I think of Sailor Moon fans.  Don't give yourself a bad image.