Lord Tentacula Saves the Day

by Nathaniel Paine, based on a character created by Kyle Drake


---Prologue: What The...?---


Imagine, if you will, a world much like our own. Got that image? No? Then look out the window, moron! Got that image now? Good...

Now imagine three unrelated plot contrivances: aliens, time travel, and parallel universes. Now you are prepared...

In this world much like our own, aliens have attacked and destroyed most of the world's population. At the same time as the alien attack, a man in Nigeria wanders into a government base and stumbles into a machine that sends him back to the year 1776 where he is shot and killed by the British (the British were everywhere back in those days). Not long after that, a llama in the desert (doing whatever it is llamas do) somehow gets sucked into a portal leading to a parallel universe where hockey is a predominantly black sporting event! These three occurrences, happening purely out of coincidence, cause the universe to shutdown and restart...

For a long while, there is silence...and then, a small blast shakes the darkness with the rebirth of matter, then the planets, then life itself...

The world is created as it should be, with one exception...the Negaverse, an evil form of our own universe (and home to many villains of Sailor Moon), has four new generals! These generals are brave, clever, and valiant...actually, I'm lying. They're really four inept negaversity students trying to destroy earth from their dorm rooms, all while treating us to zany adventures in the process.

This is a world of sorrow...

This is a world of hope...

This is a world of joy...

This is a world of idiocy...

This is a world in which

LORD TENTACULA SAVES THE DAY!