What If...?

What if SoS and Moonie ruled the Earth???

If the SOS and Moonies ruled the World...
US Cable Television would be forced to add a Sailor Moon Channel which plays Sailor Moon cartoons 24/7..."Must See Sleazy"
The laws would be based on "Sailor Moon Says..."
The McDonald's golden arch would be replaced with a golden tiara.
Insulting the sailor scouts is a violation of federal law.
The White House would be changed into the palace of the Moon Kingdom.
Instead of guns, the police would be armed with the paper that Sailor Mars throws out and yet criminals don't seem to realize its just a piece of paper.
Having blue hair is a new fashion look. The ISM is considered a mafia. Anti Sailor Moon webpages would be illegal under penalty of catapult...(hey, watch The Simpsons)
Firefighters would use mercury bubbles in order to put out fires.
The cats have small moons on their forehead.
Instead of uniforms, the police are dressed up in tuxedos while female officers are dressed like the sailor scouts. They are laughed out of night clubs and taunted by passing 2nd graders.
You will be punished on behalf of the moon if you commit a crime.
The NRA(National Rifle Assoc.) is replaced with the NTA(National Tiara Assoc.).
Cats would be able to talk in public.

-Warp to the Future-

And, once again, here is your elected ruler of...*choke*...the known universe, Serena!
*crowd boos*
*slowly and softly* ...hhiiiiii frriieennddsss, what's happening in 'da hooooodddddd...*soft laugh*...I just wannttt you all to know that I loovvveee yoooouu

Be afraid. Be VERY, very afraid.
>>Audience member : Wait a minute! She's stoned! LET'S GET HER!
>>Doctor : *runs up and examines* Hey...she's not stoned! She's just stupid!
Audience : *in unison* Ooooohhhhhh!
>>Audience member : Ahhh, she's just stupid...LET'S GET HER!
*a riot breaks out, pissed off audience members trashing everything in sight and beating up Serena*

To be continued...(?)