LAST fall Alex,Chris,Joseph,and me(J) went camping one night.When joseph fiannly arrived we had a camp sight and a good lighten fire.We sat around the fire and talked(ghost stories are for pussys).Joseph and Chris suggested to go get somthing.When they came back they had a red cup filled with gas.They threw it into the campfire before me and Alex rellized it was gas.WOOOMF,my chair was ingulfed by the fire,then rellizing that Alexs foot was on fire.

After recovering from the minor damages done we heard a noise,BIG noise.We had Chris and Joseph to go check it out.We found out that it was our nosey ass neigbor,Alvin Crawford.

We decided to scare him away.Chris and Joseph raced down the mountain to the garage to get the ultimant weapon,The Raid Can.As they approched the campfire me and Alex reard back.Joseph reard back his hand and launced the can into the fire.We all ducked behind a small hill,watching the can expand.I stood up and wached the can.ssssss the can hissed.......................I said that sucked,All of a sudden Alex pulled me down ,and the can wentBOOOOOOOOM.The explosian ingulfed the tent,all of our chairs,and the foam pads in a split second.It was the size of an school bus.It was so powerful it blew out the fire,and sent our flaming tent soaring through the air.We found our tent(or what is left of it)20yds away 30ft up into a tree.

We spent the rest of our night sleeping on the hard,rocky ground.This was based on a true story.


Written By J

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