Tuxedo Kamen
Oooh!!! Just the mention of this name... I'm gonna be sick... But I'll try to be strong and to stand it the time to give a description of that baka... That's not gonna be easy... yeash! Please... somebody get me out of here... No, I'll be courageous and I'll talk about him.
What can be told about him? Maybe why he's so despicable, that would be a good start... So...
WHY IS THAT MORON SO MUCH OF A MORON:
Lack of loyalty
Arrogance
Incest
Honor stealing
Pride for the deaths he caused
That scary smile
The speeches
The roses
The cape
The tuxedo
Queen Beryl
Kunzite
Sailor Moon(always being mean to her, or try to kill her, or etc.)
Sailor Moon(if it wasn't of him, Morga would have killed Sailor Moon and the world would be in better hands)
Bad example for little kids(taking Umino as witness)
Chibi-Usa
He exists
EXPLANATIONS
Lack of loyalty:
I'm on your side, Sailor Moon, no, I'm on my side, I just want the nijizuishou, no, I'm on Beryl's side, no, I'm with you finally, no, I don't love you, I want to marry my daughter, no, I do love you, no, I'm on Galaxia's(was it Galaxia? Bah, he probably don't remember either) side... Woooooo, it would be about time you chose a side, man!!! One can betray a cause, it's wrong, but the first opinion might have been wrong, but two, and the first again, and a third one... At two, it's time to ask questions like does this guy have a goal in life or does he just do, like, follow the lights before him even if it leads in a wall, three, now there is a real problem. Find a real cause or stop 'fighting', don't play with one side and another, it sucks.Arrogance:
That disgusts me. He looks at Sailor Moon like she was nothing but he's so good that he'll let her live and even help her, then he looks at you like you were shit and say what he's gonna do to kill you or why he's gonna do it, then don't do anything, leaving everything to Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon does it, and in all that time he's watching with that smile, ooh, I'll kill anyone who smiles like that, he really look at you like you were shit, just like he was better... Like: I'm not scared 'cause I'm the mighty Tuxedo Kamen and I won't have any problem killing you. How insulting! Ooooh! I wanna kill it!!! No, I just hate this look, he's so sure of himself, you think you're better than the others, huh? Rrrrr! I hate him!!!Incest:
Everyone knows what happened between him and Chibi-Usa, but I won't insist on that point, it was half her fault. But after one theory(mine), his relation with Queen Beryl was also incestuous. Because Chibi-Usa's red eyes must come from somewhere...Honor stealing:
Of anything, this is the ultimate offense. Yeah, Sailor Moon and the senshi are in a fight, it's not going as good as it could(else it would be over, huh?), but they are still all alive, so they could get through it without too much problem, like, they're getting tired, but the opponent too, they are about to do something really cool to win the fight, I don't know what, but I'm sure they would come out with something great, and HE arrives. A rose, followed by the moron who threw it. THE FIGHT WAS ABOUT TO BE WON, even without his help, lets remember that the senshi are the heroes of the series, they can't lose, and thanks to him, they almost have no honor in winning it. That without mentioning that without his intervention, the whatever it is who get the sehshi out of trouble would be way more fun, it would probably be something by the senshi themselves, like, some real fight.Pride for the deaths he caused:
Or he's gonna say he did it while he just indirectly caused the MotD's death, or he'll congratulate Sailor Moon for that. Come on, didn't I say that murder was bad? There is nothing to be proud of, you heartless murderer.The smile:
I mentioned it while I was complaining about the arrogance. Oooh, too awful, it makes me sick... get him out of here or I'll kill him... No, leave him here, I'll feel better when he's dead... That smile, so sure of himself, is that normal that when I'm looking at him, I see a total baka? When he's looking at his enemies(how comes he knows witch one is the enemy? Changing of side so often, that must be getting confusing... That must be why he was always fighting the youma while he worked for Queen Beryl, moron..) with this look, witch says: I know exactly how it's gonna end, 'cause I'm sooooo strong, you're no match for me... oww, I want to kill him... Please let me kill him!!! He's so sure of himself, that disgust me. I perfectly understand the youma(episode7, etc.) who ignore Sailor Moon's presence to focus on him, exposing themselves to Sailor Moon's attacks, I think I'd do the same... life isn't that great as long as he's part of it... And not only the arrogant look it gives him, but also the absence of any intelligence behind that face... He would be pretty if it wasn't of that perpetual look of lobotomized turtle(doesn't sound really insulting, but he does look like that), what a pity to see a cute face without the slightest sing of a brain...The speeches:
Aaaah, some relief, this page was getting a little hard on my nerves. No, I don't like the speeches, they're absolutely ridiculous, but there is nothing to put my sanity in danger. He may think his speeches are impressive, but they're harmless. But he thinks he's so good... Uh ow, I'm coming back on that subject again... I'm gonna have a burnout if it continues, but his attitude is so despicable...The roses:
Come on, who uses roses as weapon??? Maybe if he had real powers to go with it, it could be some kind of powerful, but no, just some poor roses. It sucks. What's the idea? That's probably because he doesn't want to fight for real, remember when he was after the crystal carriers? He challenged Jupiter, then went away without fighting her, what a coward. You knew you'd lose, didn't you? But you didn't want to show your fear? We're not fooled, we all know you're a wuss. "You're no challenge"... If he had told me that... he'd have my "no challenge" foot in his arrogant butt.The cape:
No, I have nothing against capes, actually I like that(fashion is a crap, not accepting it), but he shouldn't wear one. Why? 'Cause capes are cool and he's lame, it doesn't match together, and then everyone who wants to wear a cape will be compared to him.(it happened to me once, I didn't dare to wear it again before two mounts at least, heard that Kunzite and Miisha did the same)The tuxedo:
I always thought it was of bad taste, all those fancy clothing, but I stand it, usually. But on him it's twice as ugly and he has nothing to compensate. And who fights dressed like that? No wonder he's so inefficient, he can't fight, he could stain it... And why is it so tight? You look at it, it's a miracle(read pity) that it doesn't strangle him, he can't be that slim, then it has to be pretty tight, so why don't we see, you know... a little under the belt... there should be something in the pants... I knew he was a wuss, but...(question, how comes Chibi-Usa exists then?)Queen Beryl:
I've got nothing against her, what I want to talk about is the way he treated our beloved Queen. That's mean! Like, she loved him, beyond any measure, and what did he do? Break her heart(literally). She killed Zoisite because of him, she forgave him almost any mistake and overlooked his rebellious and disrespectful behavior, even if she wasn't really patient usually, she allowed him to lead the Dark Kingdom to a sure defeat, just because she wanted to be with him(I don't really understand that...), and what did he do to thank her? He's a monster. Awful, awful. Didn't he, or Sailor Moon, anyway, said that true love should be respected? If it wasn't true love, what was it? Two women loved him in the same time, what does he choose? To break their heart, both. It's so mean, bring him to me, I'll kill him...Kunzite:
Not much to say, but he sure weren't treating Kunzite right. Like, they were supposed to be on the same side, what was he doing constantly going against his plans and kicking his youma's ass when they're about to get that damned ginzuishou? But as I said earlier, he could be just confused, he changed of cause so often that he must get a little mixed up.Sailor Moon:
Mamoru was so mean to her... Why did he always had to call her names and to insult her? He was in the twenties, didn't he have better to do than start fights with fourteen years old girls? Well, if he picked up on someone his age, he'd probably be beaten up... But still, why to be so mean??? And always with her... He sucks. (Usagi-chan, forget him, please don't hurt yourself) And why can't he stay loyal to her two minutes, I mean, if he really loves her... But no... Yes, he'll claim that it's brainwash, but it's impossible to brainwash someone who doesn't have a brain...Sailor Moon: Again about Sailor Moon, but with a different point of view, if he hadn't distracted Morga, or any of the youma who followed, Sailor Moon would be dead, Queen Beryl would rule the world and everyone would be happy or dead.
Bad example for little kids:
See how poor Umino acted trying to be like Tuxedo Kamen? He shouldn't have challenged this youma... of course he survived and didn't have too much problems, but he could have been killed. This is serious fighting, not for kids like him, and wanting to be Tuxedo Kamen made him pick on someone really stronger than him, beside of making a fool of himself... Children, don't try to be like Tuxedo Kamen.Chibi-Usa:
If He weren't there, she wouldn't exist. The world would be better.He exists:
Well... Good news everyone!!! He doesn't exist!!! He's an anime character!!! Well, I'd prefer if anime was real life, so I could kill him, that's not fair! He's safe on his magnetic tapes!!! I want to kill him!!! Why isn't he real??? I want to kill him!!! Okay, I'm calm now... Seriously, I think I found the ultimate reason why I hate him, I wouldn't mind him if he wasn't in Sailor Moon(neither in any other show), so it's only that thing that is wrong with him: he's there. It's true, we all fell good in his absence, so he has at least one thing good.My conclusion: Tuxedo Kamen is a moron(no offense for morons in general)
(here is the place where I place comments and misc.
stuff, there is a similar thing in all my anti-pages)I, the youma of html, Doom, challenge Tuxedo Kamen to fight to the death. (I bet 100 000 yens that he won't show his ugly face, coward!) Now, MIME and company, cheer, support and applaud as you said you'd do.
Gosh, it's lucky I didn't do that bet with anyone but myself... Tuxedo Kamen did show up, and I killed him...
Lost: Mamoru's brain, about 1.2X10-8 kilograms, please if someone sees it, bring it back, maybe Sailormoon will then have a reasonable male hero...
Big animated gif from Stayka, oh yes... I can't help but watch it again and again... its big but it worth it! Oh yes!