Theme Song

Eating Nachos by Daylight,
Masturbating by Moonlight...
He's the one who cannot fight,
He is the one named Sailor...BEAVIS!!

He has never really been a friend
He is the one who always pretends...
that he has a Mighty WEINER
He is the one named Sailor...

Sailor Penis!
Sailor Hercules!
Sailor Be-otch!!
Sailor Jumbo-ASS !@#

We know he'd rather be smoking grass,
He is the one named Sailor Beavis!

Eating Nachos by Daylight,
Masturbating by Moonlight,
Couldn't get laid even if he tried!
He is the one named Sailor Beavis!
He is the one named Sailor Beavis!

He is the one...
Sailor Beavis!