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From: David
Sent: April 21, 2005 11:52:16 PM
Subject: binary food explosives
My friend Petra Scheller has tried scrambled eggs and Gummi Bears, and she's OK. So you can scratch that one.
:-)
Good, I was waiting for someone else to do it first.
From: Jason
Sent: March 31, 2005 6:58:32 AM
Subject: golden key
haha, good read. love it. im from ut too!
Hey, thanks. Glad you enjoyed it.
From: Red
Sent: March 17, 2005 4:24:31 AM
Subject: Robin Williams is Not Funny
Dude,
Robin Williams is funny. Despite his hyperactive ness me makes it funny. Look at
Wayne Brady - he fires rapid jokes with out a thought in mind, the same with
Williams. Most great comedians such as Jim Cery , Jerry Lewis, Jonathon Winters
have their own style, and for Williams, he's a comic genus his jokes are not
pathetic. All the things he comes up with. He makes up one - liners that you can
repeat your whole life, and the voices he does are a form of improv, he uses
them to enhance the power of his set, and no he doesn't just accept roles where
he can do impressions. Think of his role in Insomnia, One Hour Photo, and his
new one - Final Cut -- he plays hardcore roles which he doesn't get to do and
comedy. He's been doing comedy probably longer than you have been living, so
before you judge animalize his style and learn to respect it no matter what
comedian or actor.
-Red
Speaking without a thought in his head? So that explains it. Enhancing the power of his set isn't that difficult when it's so low to begin with. Hell, just standing on stage and playing with his belly button lint would enhance it.
Do the rest of us a favour and stop repeating his limp jokes. That's comedy terrorism or something.
From: Dusty B.
Sent: February 20, 2005 6:40:51 AM
Subject: commercial free radio
Hi
Daniel,
I found your page in Google while looking for a way to get away from Yahoo
Launchcast radio with their annoying commercials every 5 minutes
harassing
the listener to subscribe to their commercial free radio. Very slick
marketing,
damn them.
Anyway, I read through your "opinions" on your web site and had a few
good
laughs. Thanks! That Flat Earth thing was so wacko I'm proud you found
them
to share with me.
I can recognize and appreciate "veins of manifested energy" - how I'd
refer to
your frame of mind and reality - another manifestation out of many
possibilities
of thought form.
While I thoroughly enjoyed your humor, I do hope you are not a true victim of
those negative thoughts. Quantum Physics says you create your reality
with
your thoughts. Did you see "What the <Bleep> do we know" http://whatthebleep.com/
the movie gives a basic primer on some interesting
concepts about constructing your reality from your thoughts.
I just don't want you to end up a cynical, codgety old man - a product of
repetitive, habitual negative thinking. Be careful unless that is what
you want to
become.
Your name is super sexy, so I'm trying to envision what the man behind the
name is like. Are you a headbanger? What kind of music do you love? Not
that you care, but my favorites include Soundgarden, Rage against the
Machine, and Pearl Jam - but I like anything that is good no matter.
News flash: quantum physics doesn't give a shit about your thoughts. It's the yuppie new-age non-physicists who rip-off scientific theories, twist them to suit their own commercial interests, and push feel-good ideas like this upon impressionable minds.
I don't need to watch that movie to know you can't conjure-up a box of cookies by thought alone. Reality exists independent of your thoughts. Quantum physics applies to small particles, not your everyday life.
I was thinking of changing my name to John Sexalot, but if you think Daniel Isaac is "super sexy", maybe I'll just stick with it. And headbanging is stupid, so no, I don't do it.
So you like "anything that is good"? Whoa! Me too! You're right, I don't care about your musical interests, but for those who are interested in mine, I enjoy some songs by Guns N' Roses, AC/DC, Green Day, Our Lady Peace, Queen, Led Zeppelin, Bon Jovi, The Rolling Stones, and Michael Jackson. Jacko can molest as many boys as he wants, I don't care.
From: Linda W.
Sent: February 11, 2005 3:27:43 AM
Subject: from a reader
Hey who are you and how old are you?
Read and figure it out for yourself.
From: Sundev
Sent: February 7, 2005 4:41:39 AM
Subject: What up Isaac
Yo Isaac, what's up. Pretty good website. You are
clearly wrong on a few
issues, but no one is perfect.
I don't like small-talk, so bye.
Hey, thanks for the compliment, followed directly by the very clever implication that you are more perfect than me. You know, I was about to conclude that you were incapable of further discourse until your last sentence came out of nowhere and explained everything. Good job.
From: JMK
Sent: December 24, 2004 4:50:34 PM
Subject: art
couldn't disagree more!
Eat shit.
From: JMK
Sent: December 24, 2004 4:49:12 PM
Subject: robin williams
couldn't agree more!
That makes two of us.
From: Jim K.
Sent: October 24, 2004 1:13:33 AM
Subject: Coin-Operated Foot Vibration machines
Help! I read your reference to the thing up there in the SUBJECT. I am (almost desperately) looking for one. As I recall it was similar in construction to an old penny scale. Once you got on, you just couldn't step off until it stopped. Do you have ANY leads at all? I'd like to find one for my son and grandkids for xmas. Thanks in advance!
Leads? No. But I can give you a clue: foot massagers suck donkey balls.
From: William S.
Sent: October 15, 2004 11:59:07 PM
Subject: Robin Williams
Yep, Robin sure isn't funny. Knew that from his Mork 'n' Mindy days when I was a tike. Have no idea why some of my friends see him as hilarious or others call him a comedic genius. But hey France loves Jerry Lewis, go figure (...and yes he is funnier than Robin Williams as well) I know we can be the only ones, how many agree with this?
I don't know if there's many others, but when you disagree with your friends on such a fundamental level, it's time to look for new friends.
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