The Top 10 Reasons of How You Know If You Are Obsessed With SM











  1. You constantly hum "She is the one named Sailor Moon!"
  2. You own all of the videos, and worship them daily.
  3. You take balled-up paper, stick in in your hair, and insist that your friends call you Serena.
  4. The Humane Society calls you day and night, insisting you stop asking your cat questions concerning love.
  5. You dress your little brother up as Tuxedo Mask and kiss him.
  6. You were arrested for indecent exposure for spinning around naked on the top of your house.
  7. You get sent to the principals office for whacking people with a plastic scepter.
  8. You worship your entire collection of Sailor Moon merchandise every time a lunar eclipse occurs.
  9. You are always there to defend (sorry, I had to do that!
  10. You attempted to sieze control of Cartoon Network to start a 62-hour marathon of Sailor moon
These are just some of the many symptoms of obsessive Sailor Moon worshiping. If you have 0-2 of the symptoms, you are fine. If you have 3-5 of the symptoms, you are slightly contaminated. Consider minor treatment, such as whacking yourself with a small book. If you seem to have 6-8 symptoms, you should be afraid. You enjoy Sailor Moon way too much, so you should consider extensive therapy. If you have all of the sympptoms, you should probably lock yourslef in a dark hole for the rest of your life.