Double O: This ought to be a great fight

Connery: Yes, it shall. But where is that Canadian ponce Trebek?

Double O: Yeah, where is he? He's supposed to be the ref!

Trebek: I'm not coming out there. Not with Mr. Connery out there.

Connery: Still hurting from last night, are ye, Trebek

Double O: C'mon, he isn't that bad. Besides, you don't have to worry about any other stupid celebrites.

Trebek: Fine. *Walks into the stadium* Hello and welcome to this battle. The warriors now may enter the stadium.

Double O: And in comes my newly adopted villian: BLACK WARGREYMON!

BWG: Why am I here?

Double O: To work with me and to be my friend, and to kill those who deserve to die.

BWG: What is my purpose?

Connery: C'mon, you bloody dragon!

Trebek: And here comes the second warrior

Pikachu: pika?

Connery: What the hell is that thing? Trebek, did you put that up your arse?

Trebek: Let's just fight

BWG: You are my opponent, are you not?

Pikachu: Pi-ka CHU!Chu, chu pika-chu.

BWG: Are you mocking me? so be it! TERROR DESTROYER! *Big Red sphere-thing forms between Black Wargreymon's claws, then he throws it at Pikachu. Pikachu blows up, along with Ash, Misty, and Brock. Connery smacks Trebek upside the head*

BWG: That was...too easy.

Trebek: That's it. I'm leaving. *Trebek leaves*

Connery: The day is MINE!

Double O: Cool. Hey, Black WarGreymon, that was AWESOME! Big Booms fun!

BWG: But, why? WHY AM I HERE?

Double O: And the winner is:

Black WarGreymon!