Sephiroth: I want a fight. If you do something that's not right, I'll kill you.

*DH and 01 enter the arena*

Duo: Hey, I thought that I was going to fight a mobile suit, not a whatever-the-hell-THAT-is!

Shinji: That's not like any Angel I've ever seen before. What should I do?

Gendou: SHINJI! FIGHT THAT ROBOT!

Shinji: I don't want to fight anymore.

Duo: Suit yourself!

Double O: And with that, Duo just slashed off Unit 01's arm. Shinji must be feeling that one! HAHAHAHAHA

Shinji: AAAAAHHHHRRRRGGGG! *Cries in pain as he feels his "arm" getting torn off*

Gendou: That's it! Bring in Rei!

Sephiroth: Sorry. Shinji isn't dead...yet.

Gendou: Neither is Rei.

Double O: Don't worry. She'll fight someone later. But for now, Shinji has pulled out a prog knife and is slashing at Duo.

Shinji: Lets see if you can handle this powerful blade!

Sephiroth: Wanna see a powerful blade? *Pulls out Masamune, jumps, and drives the sword into the eye of Unit 01*

Shinji *holding eye*:Hey, that's not fair!

Double O: Stupid Shinji, Sephiroth is the ref. He DECIDES what's fair, dumbass!

Duo: Time to die, Shinji! *Picks up beam scythe and slashes Unit 01 in half*

Gendou: That's it, Shinji. You're not my son anymore. I am DISOWNING you!

Shinji *exiting entry plug* : WHAT! FATHER! NOOOO!

Gotenks: Super Ghost Kamakazie attack!

*Ghost hits Shinji. It explodes, killing Shinji*

Double O: Gotenks, how did you get in here? And why did you do that?

Gotenks: Because he annoyed me. And because I like doing that to stupid people who have no style. I got in here by buying a ticket.

Double O: Cool! I liked that.

Sephiroth: The winner is...

DUO AND DEATHSCYTHE HELL!