Double O: Hello and welcome to Double O arena. Today's a rather interesting match. Instead of a grudge match or characters I hate versus characters I like (Which this one is ^_^), I found something intersting. The two characters in today's battle have the same Japanese voice actress (I don't know the Japanese word for voice actress, so don't flame my crap!). Anyways, today's a type of match I like to call a "Rose Battle". Basically, it's a duel like from Revolutionary Girl Utena, except that the loser dies and the winner gets... um... respect. The "Rose Bride" is basically just the referee, and in the end gets absolutely nothing, like usual. Now to introduce the guest commentator. Since I have no need for him to be the ref, I've decided to bring him up to the box. Ladies and Gentlemen... SEPHIROTH!

Sephiroth: Be glad you didn't put me in that dress.

Double O: I believe that everyone's happy for that. And now for the "Rose Bride" for this battle. She is... Dr. Ritsuko Akagi!

Ritsuko: This is stupid. Why am I doing this again, anyways?

Sephiroth: Because if you didn't, I'd slice up the Magi.

Ritsuko: And why am I wearing this stupid dress again?

Double O: Because this needs to seem realistic. Whenever Anthy was the Rose Bride, she wore a dress like that. I just made the color more like what I think you'd like. But enough with the whining, let's meet our combatants!

She's Juri Arisugawa

Juri Arisugawa

VS

Yes, it's that damn Moon Bitch again...
Sailor Moon!

Ritsuko: Okay, I'll toss a coin. Sailor Moon, call it in the air. If the coin lands on what you call, you get the sword of Dios. Otherwise, it's Juri's. *pulls out coin and flips it* Call it!

Sailor Moon: Tails!

*coin lands on heads*

Juri: Well Moon, You get to use one of the swords over on the wall!

Double O: Okay, now Ritsuko, read the speach.

Ritsuko: This is in...

Double O: NOW, DAMNIT!

Ritsuko: Fine. *pulls out piece of paper and her glasses" Rose of the noble castle. Power of Dios that sleeps within me, head your master and come forth! *Sword of Dios pops out of Ritsuko's chest* Woah!

Juri: Grant me the power to bring the world revolution!

Moon: I'll take this one. It looks strong! Plus, it says that I should take it, so I guess I should. *Takes the rapier that has a note on it saying "Use me! Sailor Moon?"*

Double O: He he he...

Sephiroth: Well, the battle is on, and Juri starts with a nice thrust. Sailor Moon tries to block it, and HER SWORD BREAKS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! What a loser!

Juri: Time to die! *thrusts and drives the Sword of Dios through Sailor Moon*

Sailor Moon: Not... Again... *she dies*

Double O: Well due to "bad luck" on Sailor Moon's part, she's now dead.

Sephiroth: "Bad Luck"?

Juri: A rapier wouldn't break from a light hit like that. Someone had to have sawed the blade enough so that the sword would be stable, but easier to break.

Double O: Not necessarily... twelve molar sulfuric acid does the same thing on steel.

Ritsuko: Well, no matter. The winner of the duel is...

Juri Arisugawa!