Double O: This ought to be a great fight

Gotenks: Yeah, well my brother will win. But I hope that Winged chick doesn't die. I think she wants me.

Double O: I don't know about that, Gotenks. Sailor Moon kinda has a guy.

Gotenks: REALLY? Well, he's gonna die!

Tuxedo Kamen: No, foul being. I am ABOVE you all, for I stand for truth, unlike your...

Gotenks: Super Kamakazie Ghost Attack!

*Gotenks breaths a white ghost, which rams into Kamen, killing him*

Double O: Well... time to bring in the fighters!

*Cha-la Head Cha-la plays: Saiyaman enters*

Saiyaman (Doing a strange dance): Hiya HO! Here we GO! I'm the man with the plan, to uplift the GOOD! and root out the BAD! So we're living like we should! Woah-oh, uh-huh, Now you understand that I'm the...mh-hmm, GREAT SAIYAMAN!

Little Girl: Uah, what a GEEK!

*Moonlight Densetsu plays. Eternal Sailor Moon enters*

Sailor Moon: I am the pretty soldier in a sailor suit, I am Sailor Moon! And in the name of the moon, I will punish YOU!

Double O: Well, time to fight! And Moon starts with a tiara throw

Gotenks: But Saiyaman catches it and shatters it on the ground! WAY TO GO, GO...

Saiyaman: GOTENKS!!!! -_-,

Gotenks: Sorry, Saiyaman! ^_^,

Moon: That's it! Time for my strongest attack!

Moon:SIIIIIIIIIIIIILVERRRRRRRR MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSTAAAAAAAAAALLL POOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWER KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISS

Saiyaman: Oh no you don't! KAAAAAAAAAAH MEEEEEEEEEH HHHHHHHHHA MEEEEEEEEH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*blasts collide. Saiyaman's kamehame-ha took over the Silver Moon Crystal Power Kiss. Eternal Sailor Moon gets hit and sent to near death*

Gotenks: And Saiyaman Wins! and now it's my turn to score! *runs out of box and to Usagi*

Usagi: Ouch. I didn't like that.

Gotenks: Hey, baby. Ya ever been with a real super saiya...*Fusion wears off. Gotenks splits into Goten and Trunks again*

Saiyaman: Double O, I thought that you could let them stay fused for longer than a half hour?

Double O: Yeah, I COULD have.

Trunks: Way to go, Goten!

Goten: Hey, it's not MY fault the fusion wore off. Blame the guy who made the damn dance!

*Goten and Trunks start bickering. Saiyaman tries to stop them. Usagi passes out and dies*

Double O: Well, we all know who won this one!

THE GREAT SAIYAMAN!!!