Double O: Hello and Welcome to the Double O arena! I'm the host Double O, and today we've got a special fight here for you, now... It's the second of the Super Fight series! This one's less of a fight than a firing squad, Double O style... But first, let's meet the guests. First, the guests of honor, the entire male cast of New Mobile Report Gundam W!

Crowd: yay...

Double O: Right. Anyways, our guest commentator is the incomprable Ruri from Nadesico!

Ruri: Hello.

Double O: And as usuall, the referee is Sephiroth!

Sephiroth: Greetings.

Double O: And now to bring out our target! She is the quite insane "lover" of Heero Yuy, and the most useless Gundam Girl ever. Even Fraw Bow could do SOMETHING other than rant about how war sucks. She is...

God, how I hate this freaking character

Relena Peacecraft!

Double O: And now, to introduce the six firing squad-type people. They are...

Kamille Vidan, from Z Gundam and... the Z Gundam.

Kamille Vidan and the Zeta Gundam!

from Mobile Suit Gundam: Char's Counterattack, he is Amuro Rei! And his Gundam, the Nu Gundam!
Amuro Rei and his Nu Gundam!

Seabook Arno from Gundam F91 and the Gundam F...91. Predictable?
Seabook Arno and his Gundam F91!

Domon Kasshu, King of Hearts, from G Gundam And his second gundam, the God Gundam
Domon Kasshu and his God Gundam!

Garrod Ran from Gundam X And his gundam, the Gundam Double X
Garrod Ran and his Gundam Double X!

Rolan from Turn A Gundam And his Turn A Gundam!
Rolan and his Turn A Gundam!

Double O: Okay, Sephiroth, do the honors!

Relena: No, Heero must kill me...

Sephiroth: Ready... Aim... FIRE!!!!!

*The six Gundams fire their beam weapons, and Domon does a God Finger attack, aimed for Relena. They connect and all that's left of her is her head*

Ruri: Um, shouldn't that blast obliterated her whole body?

Sephiroth: Oh dear God... SHE'S BEEN INFECTED WITH JENOVA CELLS!

Relena's Second Form: Relena Brain!
Double O: She's become

RELENA BRAIN!

Relena Brain: Kill...me...now...Heero...please...

Double O: Well, at least she's persistent. Even in DEATH she wants Heero to kill her.

Ruri: She's an idiot.

Sephiroth: Yes she is Ruri.

Relena Brain: Now... you... die... untill... Heero... kills...me.....

*Relena Brain fires a beam from her mouth, destroying the Gundam F91 and the Turn A Gundam*

Kamille: She's not human!

Relena Brain: At least my name's not insanely feminine... Girly boy. You're nothing compared to my Heero!

Kamille: THE BITCH MUST DIE!

Double O: Well, now Kamille's drove a beam saber into Relena Brain's chest. This should get interesting.

Ruri: Amuro, surround her with your Fin Funnels and fire at her. Domon, use the God Finger. Garrod, target her head with your satellite cannons. Time it right so you aren't harmed. Now GO!

Sephiroth: Normally, I'd kill you for helping out someone, Ruri, but i'll make an exception, since Relena Brain's so freaking annoying. PUT HER OUT OF OUR MISERY!

*Kamille jumps back as the fin funnels surrond Relena Brain's body, blasting it to pieces. Domon then charges up and and severely damages her head with his God Finger, and finally Garrod activates his satellite cannons to destroy the rest of Relena Brain. Relena's finally dead*

Double O: Wow... THAT WAS FUN!!!

Ruri: Why must I be surrounded by idiots...

Double O: I don't know, Ruri-chan, but the winners are

Kamille, Amuro, Domon, and Garrod!

Heero: Thank you for killing that annoying girl. Mission Accomplished.