Double O:Welcome to the Double O arena! Today we have a very special match: the EIGHT SWORD OMLETTE! Yes, two teams of four sword wielding masters! The guest today is ETHAN MICHAEL CRANE!

Ethan: Greetings

Double O: And the guest ref is MIKE P from THIRD ATTEMPT!

Mike P: Yeah, I am.

Double O: Well, lets meet the teams!

TEAM ONE:
Trunks!Trunks is really cool
Sephiroth!Don't mess with him. He'll kill ya!
UtenaShe can fence
and Yohko!That spirit sword is cool!

VS.

Team Two:
Sailor Uranus!She is gay.
Cloud!His sword is big
Allen from escaflowne!I don't know much about Allen.
Chrono!He isn't a DBZ character, but his artist is Akira Toriyama!

Double O: Well, time to get this dance started!

Ethan: And trunks wastes no time by slashing Chrono in half. Cool!

Double O: Now Cloud and is making fun of Mike P!

Cloud: C'mon, you green ball of crap! That's a penalty! You pathetic excuse for a baloon!

Ethan: That's not a good Idea. You know what Mike is going to do...he he he...

Mike P: That's it! Cloud, you are now MY DINNER! *Swallows cloud whole. Becomes Final Fantasy Mike P*

Double O: Wow. You don't see that every day.

Ethan: What do you mean, Owen? You do that kind of stuff all the time!

Double O: Wait, YOU'RE RIGHT! I DO DO THAT KIND OF STUFF ALL THE TIME!

FF Mike P: Cloud is gone, so team two is at the disadvantage. Continue the battle!

Now Sephiroth and Yohko are double-teaming Allen!

Ethan: And Sephiroth impaled him while Yohko stabbed him through the chest, popped off the axe handle, and drove it into his skull! WOW!

Uranus: WORLD SHAKING!

*Uranus uses her special attack. Everyone is knocked down except Utena, who slashes Uranus' right arm off*

Utena: If you are a duelist, you should at least use your sword!

Ethan: I think that what Uranus did was illegal, wouldn't you say, Double O?

Double O: So do I. TIME FOR INTERFERENCE! *Jumps out of announcer box and into ring.*

Mike P: Uh, what are you doing?

Double O: I'm gonna kill Uranus. *Turns to Uranus. Eyes start to glow white* DIE!

Uranus: What will...ughhhh...*dies*

Trunks: What the hell did you do?

Double O: Nothing...^_^

Ethan: WAY TO GO, DOUBLE O!

FF Mike P: The winner is

TEAM ONE AND DOUBLE O!

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