Match #3: Sailor Moon vs Gundam Wing! 
By Miewth


Location: ICE arena! 
The Ice Arena is covered in smooth ice, maintained by our
proffesional Zambonie-driver. It is 100 feet by 100 feet in size. 


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Announcer: 
Serena steps up into the rink! Where are the other Sailor Scouts?
Have they abandoned her? She looks confident as she straps the
ice grips to her boots... 

Wing Zero has now entered the room! The monstrous robot
steps into the rink, standing carefully on the slippery ice! Serena
watches the gigantic hunk of Gundanium alloy, she seems slightly
nervous now. Poor little Serena! It seems as if this match would
be unfair, between a regular 14-year-old girl and a gigantic
robot... 

The match is about to begin! 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Start time! The
gundam raises a huge limb which looks as if it is some sort of
projectile weapon... But as the arm raises, Wing Zero slips
slightly backwards on the ice! Maybe our young pilot, only
slightly older than Serena at 15, should have strapped ice grips to
his feet, too! That is, his GUNDAM'S feet! Ha ha ha! 

The arm of Wing Zero raises itself ever so slowly to avoid
slipping... But wait! What is Serena up to!? It seems as though
she has turned into an enormous ball of light! Where's that music
coming from! She's transforming! My my... her clothes have
been... entirely shed... Wait a minute! Where's Serena?! Now the
only one in the rink is SAILOR MOON! Could it be that Sailor
Moon's secret identity is that of the little girl SERENA? 

The gundam's arm is at a 20° angle from it's body... It's still being
raised, preparing itself for the ultimate blast of energy which will
extinguish Sere-- Sailor Moon for good! Will Serena be able to
defeat the Gundam before it's arm has raised itself high enough so
that the blast won't sent it sailing out of the rink? 

It seems Sailor Moon is about to attack! What's this... She seems
to be dancing, folks! Wait, it's an attack! Ho-ly, people, in all my
carreer as a fight announcer I've never seen an attack like this!
She's doing some sort of fluffy ribbony heart-shooting thing...
The hearts bounce of the smooth exterior of the Gundam, leaving
the robot and it's pilot unphased! 

The Gundam's arm lifts itself higher by the minute! What will
Serena do? Wait, do I hear the cry of "Sailor Moon!" in the
distance? Yes, I do! Several girls in short skirts like Sailor
Moon's have entered the arena! Is this legal? 

Wowie, folks! All the girls are shooting shiny sparkly things at
the gundam! What will happen? The air is filled with sparkles, it's
impossible to catch sight of Wing Zero underneath all that mess...
Wait, the air is clearing... The Gundam is... the Gundam is...
UNTOUCHED! Sailor Moon and the Scouts are in a panic!
Their attacks aren't working! 

[**Mister? Mister! Young man, what are you doing here? This is
the announcer's booth! Get---**] Wow, what was that? The
person wearing formal ballroom attire who snuck into my booth
just threw a ROSE! It smashed right through the glass, and the
man jumped after it! Look, he just landed in the rink in front of
the scouts! Now this is a surprise! The rose is flying through the
air at a remarkable speed... It's headed straight for the FEET of
the Gundam! 

What will Heero, the brave young pilot, do? He... Jumped! Folks,
he jumped to avoid the rose! All that metal has flown up several
feet into the air... It's coming down again now... Oh no, he's just
landed again with an ice-shattering jolt! He's slipping--- The
robot HAS FALLEN FORWARDS, flat onto it's face! Is this the
end? Has Sailor Moon won the match?! 

Speaking of which, where DID Sailor Moon go? How could all
those kids dissapear in an instant, folks? Wait a minute...
THEY'VE BEEN CRUSHED! The umpire has jumped into the
arena and has begun counting... 3... 2... 1... OUT! Wing Zero has
pinned all the Scouts in one blow! THE GUNDAM WINS! TO
THE GUNDAM GOES THE VICTORY! 

Yay! Yay! *booooooo* Yay! 

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Afternotes: Serena and all her team sustained major injuries from
being crushed entirely by a multi-ton robot. However, it is
suspected that they will have recovered substantially within the
next two seconds, just in time for their next match... which is...
Sailor Moon vs. (who know? ^_^)