Sailor Moon Vs. The Kirby Lands
(TKL is a game I'm making)
by Eddie
DarkBlub@aol.com 

(NOTE: The Kirby Lands is not related in any way to Kirby's Dreamland.) 




One day, Ondu was messing around with his Num Warp machine. Suddenly it began 
acting crazy and a bunch of girls in really small skirts fell through. 
Kirber: Who the heck are they? 
Ondu: I don't know. And now my Num Warp machine is broken and we can't get to 
any of the other Nherbis. 
Nummer: ::sticks a sign on computer screen saying "Nherbi is the Kirbyish 
word for Universe. There are 40 in all, and The Kirby Lands takes place 
trapped in between two of them.":: 
Sailor Moon: Huh? What are those things? 
Sailor Mercury: Where are we? 
Sailor Mars: What's that broken machine thingie? 
Sailor Jupiter: I'm hungry. 
Sailor Venus: Waaah! My hair is messed up! 
Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus: ::hug, kiss:: 
Kirber: Blegh! They're kissing! 
Ondu: That's nasty! Two GIRLS kissing! 
Supernum: What's going on in here? 
Nummer: These freaky girls with really small skirts fell in through Ondu's 
num warp machine. 
Supernum: Hey, I've seen them before!!! 
Robert: Seen what? 
Supernum: Them, over there. ::points his Numnum Sword at them:: 
Robert: Oh.. GROSS! Those two are KISSING! 
Natasha: Ewww, they are! ::wraps a jump rope around Uranus's legs and jerks 
it:: 
Sailor Uranus: Aaah! ::trips and knocks over Sailor Neptune:: 
Robert: Hey, I want to kick their butts too! MEGA BOOGER! 
::a giant booger-meteor lands on top of Sailor Neptune:: *SQUISH* 
Sailor Uranus: Augh! You killed her! ::trips on the jump rope again and falls 
ontop of the mega booger:: *MRPH!* 
Nummer: You hold her down, while I bite her arms and legs off! 
Supernum: ::grabs Sailor Uranus:: 
Nummer: CHOMP! ::bites arms off:: CHOMP! ::bites legs off:: 
Sailor Uranus: ::can't move and suffocates in the booger:: 
Sailor Moon: Moon blah blah blah stupid attack! ::little hearts fly around 
and hit Nummer:: 
Nummer: ...and that was supposed to be an attack? ::bites S.M's hand off:: 
Sailor Moon: Augh! My hand! My h-::gets stabbed through by Supernum's sword:: 
Supernum: Whew, she FINALLY shut up. 
Ondu: The Num Warp machine is working again! 
Supernum: Wait, I have to kill some more of them! Then we toss the dead 
bodies through. 
Nummer: No, let me eat them instead! Mmmm, peopley! 
Sailor Mercury: Mercury blah blah bubbles blah! 
::bubbles hit Supernum, doing absolutely nothing:: 
Supernum: NUM KICK! ::kicks Mercury, splitting her in half:: Eww, 
intestines... 
Nummer: MMM! ::eats Sailor Mercury's halves:: 
Robert: Now only three are left! 
Kirber: KILLAAAAA!! ::a huge fire-beam-thingie blasts Sailor Venus:: 
Nummer: Mmm, well done! ::eats her:: 
Supernum: Wait! Don't kill Sailor Jupiter or Mars, they're too cute! 
Pikachu: Pika pika! (I'm cute!) 
Supernum: I don't mean cute as in "GAG, it's so cute it makes me want to 
barf", you idiot. ::steps on Pikachu:: *SQUISH* 
Nummer: Mmm, Pikachewy! 
Supernum: ::pushes Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Mars into the Num Warp machine, 
sending them back home:: 
Nummer: ::eats all the dead bodies:: *BUURRRRPP!!* 
THE END