Judgement

By Nav

Shortly after the senshi had revealed their true evil to the world, chaos ensued. Masses of moonies battled the governments of the world, so that their ruler sailor moon would rule as supreme dictator of the earth. however, their attempts were quickly thwarted, and within a week of the revealing of their true nature, the senshi was defeaten and captured.

But not by an army of a nation.........

The F.S.M., in their great wisdom and courage, had been prepared to take on what they knew would destroy the earth, if not for their carefull planning. They knew from the very start that the senshi was of great evil, and was out only to consume the minds and souls of its followers.

They battled the senshi but once, and the evil group quickly surrendered, after which the mind controlled moonies were released from their addiction to she who does not wear enough. The senshi was then brought to trial at F.S.M. headquarters.

***

"ALL RISE FOR HIS HONOR, JUDGE MYLES QUAKE!" announced the court bailiff. Those who were attending court arose as Judge Quake entered the room and took his seat.

The Bailiff then announced,"THE CHARGES AGAINST THE SENSHI ARE AS FOLLOWS: MURDER, 34345 COUNTS; KIDNAPPING OF MINDS, INCALCULABLE COUNTS; AND POLLUTION OF THE AIRWAVES, 6 SEASONS WORTH OF COUNTS!"

The entire senshi then placed their hands on a bible. "DO YOU SWEAR TO TELL THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH SO HELP YOU GOD?" asked the bailiff. The senshi was slightly hesitant, but replied"yes".

"This court will now come to order." said Judge Quake as he slammed his gavel on his desk. "How does the defense plead?"

The senshi, again, was hesitant to plead. But finally, they responded. "guilty" they said.

"And does the defense have anything to say in their defense?" asked Judge Quake.

The senshi didnt say a word, but merely shook their heads, trembling in fear.

"In this case,"said Judge Quake," This court finds all of you guilty of all of the charges. As judge, i have no choice but to throw the book at you. I sentence you all to be executed.......

the Judge threw off his robes to reveal himself a a strong young man, clad in FSM Millitary uniform and weilding a chaingun.

The judge continiued,".....immediately."

Judge Quake opened fire on the senshi, filling their bodies with lead and smoking holes. within half a minute, the bullets had reduced the senshi to a mass of shredded blood and bone.

"And may God almighty have mercy on your miserable souls." said Judge Quake."NEXT CASE!"

The bailiff lead in a large, purple dinosaur, who was accused of molesting countless little children.

***

And so, justice is served.

THE END