For all of you out there who are wondering why Sailor Moon is not in my good graces, I have presented a list for you all to read. Here it is.
Many of the scenes contain extremely blocky animation.
The plot centers around girlish crushes WAY to much.
It is the animated equivlent of Power Rangers, which is far better then Sailor Moon, although it is still not all that great.
There is WAY too much hype, and quite frankly I am sick of it.
There are some seriously bizzare animation effects. Take the episode, Computer School Blues, for example, when Serena sees Darien outside the video arcade, she sits there for a couple of seconds, simpering like the idiot she is, and then runs the length of about half a football field so fast, she is litarally a blur across the screen. It looked as if she could have broken the sound barrier. If you don't believe me, don't take my word for it. Watch the episode yourself.
There is absolutely no action until the fight during the last five minutes of the show, and even then, the fights are abnormally short, and generally are very obscure.
At the end of absolutely every fight I've ever seen on Sailor Moon, the aforementioned sailor scout defeats the monster by throwing her tiara at them. if this thing is so flippin' powereful, why on earth doesn't she throw it right off the bat and save herself a heap of trouble along with saving us five minutes of complete boredom?
I swear that Serena has bipolar disorder.
You know, I just don't understand this, and I probably never will, but why doesn't Queen Beryl just send her entire army to earth to trounce the sailor scouts. The individual-monster-at-a-time thing just doesn't work, and one would think that this is quite obvious by now.
The "metamorphisis" from Serena to Sailor Moon involves nothing more than some red boots, a shorter skirt, a tiara, a locket, and some weird jewels to compliment her even weirder meatballs.
Well, that's about it. If any more reasons present themselves, I'll be sure to put them here.
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