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Today at a peacful carefree inocence of a annual local carnival,violence errupted.Sailor Jupitor was found beating a carnie senceless at the Mary Go Round.Wittnesses say that the carnie wouldnt accept her ticket because it was for the wrong ride.The carnivals Maneger said,"Fred wasnt the best employe but didnt desreve to get a concusion.An eye wittnesse named Margret Rbuckul said,"Me ana my lil ole grandson was getten some cotten candy on a stick when all ofa sudden thar was a figten. The carni is now in intensive care.The docter says that in a couple of years the carnie can breath on his own. This is J Jones with the local news.

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