I've always wondered what would happen when Sephiroth would go up against a Sailor Scout, so I'm comparing their stats here.
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First, Sephiroth's Stats. Sephiroth's Stats: Name: Sephiroth Occupation: SOLDIER First Class turned One Winged Angel Weapon: Masamune Hit Points: 3124 Powers: Summons, Black Materia, Transformation (Bizzaro Sephiroth and One Winged Angel), all kinds of enhanced spells Weakness: Holy Materia Magic Points: 2502 Weapon Damage: 1353 Now, the Bitch--er, Sailor Scouts' stats. Sailor Jupiter's Stats: Name: Sailor Jupiter (Kino Makato/Lita Kino) Occupation: Bisexual Bitch Weapon: Electricity produced from vibrators all over the world. Hit Points: 200 Powers: Wood powers, lightning attacks Weakness: A man who's stronger than her (so she can't pick on him) Magic Points: 5 Weapon Damage: 10 (would it be fun to be electrocuted? I don't think so) Sailor Venus's Stats: Name: Sailor Venus (Aino Minako/Mina Aino) Occupation: Fucking Whore Weapon: Chains and whips...kinky shit like that Hit Points: Um...2 sounds about right Powers: Love and stuff Weakness: The "Missionary" Position Magic Points: 6 Weapon Damage: 3 (I've heard a guy can form a blister after too much sex) Sailor Mercury's Stats: Name: Sailor Mercury (Mizuno Ami/Amy Anderson) Occupation: Studying, since that's ALL she ever does Weapon: Bubbles and ice. I'm not kidding. Hit Points: Nerds can be pretty strong if provoked. About 5, maybe. Powers: Icicles and bubbles and...um...yeah Weakness: Fun. God, who wants to have fun? ~_~ Magic Points: 10 Weapon Damage: 10 (Ever get hit in the eye with an icicle? Not fun.) Sailor Mars's Stats: Name: Sailor Mars (Hino Rei/Raye Hino) Occupation: Royal Bitch Weapon: Matchbook, Zippo Lighter Hit Points: 35 Powers: Matchbook attack, Zippo destroyer Weakness: Lack of tampons, since she's always on the FUCKING RAG!!!! >_< Magic Points: 70 Weapon Damage: 13 (Fire hurts. A lot.) Sailor Moon's Stats: Name: Sailor Moon (Tsukino Usagi/Serena Tsukino) Occupation: Queen of Hell Weapon: Plastic Tiara Hit Points: 1 Powers: Unholy Darkness, Plastic Tiara Throw Weakness: Apparently, the powers of Christ compell her...as does a jab to the face. Magic Points: 666 Weapon Damage: Her attack actually replenishes energy. And so, as you can see, there's no doubt as to who the winner would be. Sephiroth rules. 'Nuff said.
First, Sephiroth's Stats.
Sephiroth's Stats:
Now, the Bitch--er, Sailor Scouts' stats.
Sailor Jupiter's Stats:
Sailor Venus's Stats:
Sailor Mercury's Stats:
Sailor Mars's Stats:
Sailor Moon's Stats:
And so, as you can see, there's no doubt as to who the winner would be. Sephiroth rules. 'Nuff said.
