MINI-SKIRTS?! WHO THE HELL IS PERVERTED ENOUGH TO WANT TO WATCH A BUNCH OF GIRLS RUN AROUND IN MINI-SKIRTS?!?! Unless they're all a bunch of hentai-lovers! Go have some yaoi! *razz*
So, how did Rene come, eh?? Hmmmmm???! WELL, SERENA?! YOU KNOW YOU DID IT! CONFESS YOU D**N SLUT!! YOU TOO PRETTY BOY!! YAAAAARGH!
Serena looks like John McCain's DNA was spliced with a hippie!! (Inside joke, sorry.) What's with those meatballs?! And does she ever take those stupid pigtails out?! SHEESH! And how come we never see her going to the bathroom, regardless of the fact she eats 24/7?!
Why hasn't Amy's head exploded yet from a drastic overdose of science?? GOD! No High-schoolers are supposed to be like that! Oh, nevermind, she's a sailor scout, so I don't care. Just make her head explode soon, will ya?!?!
ABOUT LITA! What kind of f**king stupid stereotype is THAT?! She's SystemCRASH with a skirt and brown hair! Egads!! And how come she's such a good cook, huh?! You'd think, like, Amy'd be a good cook, but no, LIIIIIITA has to do all the cooking for those moochers! You Sailor Moon script writers make me sick!
Mina, now what the hell is up with her?! She's every perfect blond stereotype and then some! She ALLLLLWAYS knows when the rest of them are in trouble and she ALLLLLLLLWAYS comes to the rescue! And lose the f**king cat, he's so d**n annoying.
Rei/Rae/Ray. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!! ONE SPELLING! And ditch that temple, you're the coolest one of them all! You're a ticking time bomb ready to explode, EXPLODE ALREADY!! And while I'm at it, your outfit sucks the most.
Rene.... OOOOOOH! I think someone's had a little too much free time in bed, eh, Serena?! *nudge, nudge* So... heh... how'd you get the pink hair to get passed down, eh? No way DARIEN could've had a daughter with pink hair... Hmmm... is there an affair here or what?
Outer senshi need to get a life! Quit bothering the f**king girls in mini-skirts and do something productive with your lives! You're not immortal, you know! And stop reading this, this is a waste of your precious little time that you seem SOOOO wrapped up in with saving the f**king sluts called Sailor Scouts!!! BOO ON YOU!!!!!!
And now, to Xiarashibe...
back to you, Psycho Kirby....
*gasp, pant, gasp, gasp, pant...*