THE VOICE ACTORS SUCK MAJOR!!! If you want people to enjoy the show who can't understand the f**king Japanese, at least get better voice actors!!

MINI-SKIRTS?! WHO THE HELL IS PERVERTED ENOUGH TO WANT TO WATCH A BUNCH OF GIRLS RUN AROUND IN MINI-SKIRTS?!?! Unless they're all a bunch of hentai-lovers! Go have some yaoi! razz

So, how did Rene come, eh?? Hmmmmm???! WELL, SERENA?! YOU KNOW YOU DID IT! CONFESS YOU DN SLUT!! YOU TOO PRETTY BOY!! YAAAAARGH!

Serena looks like John McCain's DNA was spliced with a hippie!! (Inside joke, sorry.) What's with those meatballs?! And does she ever take those stupid pigtails out?! SHEESH! And how come we never see her going to the bathroom, regardless of the fact she eats 24/7?!

Why hasn't Amy's head exploded yet from a drastic overdose of science?? GOD! No High-schoolers are supposed to be like that! Oh, nevermind, she's a sailor scout, so I don't care. Just make her head explode soon, will ya?!?!

ABOUT LITA! What kind of fking stupid stereotype is THAT?! She's SystemCRASH with a skirt and brown hair! Egads!! And how come she's such a good cook, huh?! You'd think, like, Amy'd be a good cook, but no, LIIIIIITA has to do all the cooking for those moochers! You Sailor Moon script writers make me sick!

Mina, now what the hell is up with her?! She's every perfect blond stereotype and then some! She ALLLLLWAYS knows when the rest of them are in trouble and she ALLLLLLLLWAYS comes to the rescue! And lose the fking cat, he's so dn annoying.

Rei/Rae/Ray. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!! ONE SPELLING! And ditch that temple, you're the coolest one of them all! You're a ticking time bomb ready to explode, EXPLODE ALREADY!! And while I'm at it, your outfit sucks the most.

Rene.... OOOOOOH! I think someone's had a little too much free time in bed, eh, Serena?! nudge, nudge So... heh... how'd you get the pink hair to get passed down, eh? No way DARIEN could've had a daughter with pink hair... Hmmm... is there an affair here or what?

Outer senshi need to get a life! Quit bothering the fking girls in mini-skirts and do something productive with your lives! You're not immortal, you know! And stop reading this, this is a waste of your precious little time that you seem SOOOO wrapped up in with saving the fking sluts called Sailor Scouts!!! BOO ON YOU!!!!!!

And now, to Xiarashibe...

uh...... I don't really like any of them......................

back to you, Psycho Kirby....

AND WHAT THE FK IS WITH PIKACHU?! I DON'T CARE IF HE HAS FKING NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SAILOR SCOUTS!! HE'S SO FKING STUPID!! IT'S NOT POKéMON THAT ARE HYPNOTIZING OUR CHILDREN'S YOUTH! IT'S THAT DN ELECTRIC RAT!! WHY THE HELL DOESN'T SOMEONE JUST JAM THEIR THUMB UP HIS BUTTHOLE AND GET IT OVER WITH?!!? THEN AGAIN, ASH IS A FKING MORON, SO I GUESS IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT FKING POKéMON HE GETS AS LONG AS IT'S JUST AS D**N STUPID AS HIM!! YAAAAAARGH! GRRRRRR!!

*gasp, pant, gasp, gasp, pant...*

And that's all the time I can waste with you people now. Hate-mail will result in murder.