TWENTY THINGS SAILOR MOON TOYS ARE GOOD FOR
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1.)  Colonizing Pluto.
2.)  Nothing.
3.)  Stealing and returning for refund.
4.)  A paperweight.
5.)  An "employee stress" punching bag.
6.)  Flushing down the toilet in a public restroom.
7.)  Gifts... for someone you hate...
8.)  Hitting with a huge mallet.
9.)  Tossing into an open manhole.
10.) Crapping on. 
11.) Nothing.
12.) Burning to a crisp with a microscope on a sunny day.
13.) Company for all the other trash in you neighborhood dumpster.
14.) Leaving outside during an acid rainstorm.
15.) Vomit-inducement.
16.) Blasting with the family rifle.
17.) Burying in your yard and forgetting about.
18.) Nothing.
19.) Hacking into little itty bits.
20.) Stomping on.