What's new as of 01.12.98
Okay, here's the deal! My page is going to undergo a MAJOR overhaul, which will probably involve replacing/doing away with a lot of the material currently seen here, adding a bunch of new stuff, tinkering with the format a bit, and perhaps even converting the entire thing into a SMIRC homepage. The change will probably occur sometime in the coming weeks; until then, don't expect any updates at all. I'll keep you posted.

What's new as of 01.03.98
Just got back from my little vacation. I apologize for not having updated in awhile, and for those who sent me mail in the past ten days or so, I promise to get back to you soon. I'm just feeling kinda lazy.

What's new as of 12.24.97
Zounds! I'll be gone 'til the first of January. So long!