If you haven't read "If Moonies Ruled the World" hosted by NSE, you can do so here.
Here's something different...what if ANTIs ruled the world? This is going to be fun!


By Dave the Assassin.  This was not meant to be offensive to Moonies, or anti, but to simply be a joke.

After the beating down of Serena, the Anti Lion Jeter (Jeter, you are going to like this part) took her place as the ruler of the world, and yes, Lona, Aaron, and I would be his assistants.

Watching Sailor Moon would be outlawed(oooooh yeah).

SOS would be thought of as evil and be called a cult that worhips the show and you hear about busted SOS members all most every day (he he) on the news.

Anti-anti campaigns would be like a mortal threat to the world to get moonieism back into the world (that ain't going to happen).

A lot of moonies would go into hiding just because they think they are going to die for what they did. Most likely they won't.  Noting would happen, but (ha!) who's going to tell them?

All of the Sailor Scouts would be submitted and accepted to a mental ward.  They would sit in their little rubber rooms, jumping around and saying it hurts.

Lusephur1, our most dreaded enemy (who can't do anything) would be hunted down, tied to a chair for all to see (he'd be squirming like a worm), while all insult him for e-mail bombing them.

Warp to the future

Jeter, Lona, Aaron, and I walk up to a potium.

Jeter: What up my great people! Now you know the danger of Sailor Moon, and will live a long and good life for knowing that without the dreaded slut around to make everyone's life a living hell, we can survive.

Dave: That's right, Jeter. Our councils now know that Sailor Moon the show caused brain deaths.

Lona: That is true. Many ANTIs who saw episodes killed themselves for what they think they did wrong.

Aaron: And so that is why we make this monument for them.

>>Audience cheers their names.

They all make coffee to show their appreciation.

Jeter: And to show how much we don't hate moonies, we released them all accept the criminal ones...And yes, even Serena has been released.

>>Audience boos.

Serena (running in, yelling): YoU rUiNeD mE!!! aLl FoUr Of YoU!! yOu AlL rUiNeD mE!!!

Dave: You were making Earth a living HELL!!!

>>Audience yells and beats up Serena again and the cops take her away.