ISM FML

Similar to a FAQ, the FML (stands for "frequently mentioned lines") is my chance to get some feedback on things a lot of Moonies tell me.

- You don't understand Anime, you dont even speak japanese! In japanese theres a word called chikan that describes you!

iie, boku wa nihongo o hanashi masu. (your lucky I don't have a japanese word processor, or i'd put that in their character form =) )

- Your life stinks and my life is so much better than yours (sometimes they include a list of their lifetime acheivements, their IQ, hobbies, ect.)

I don't see how you can judge if your life is better than mine, and I personally don't care about what you've accomplished, especially when it accompanies something like "I'm Sailor Moon and i'm going to punish you!!!"

My straight forward responce to this, is that I have no idea how your life relates to the ISM, or me in general. My guess to why people are doing this, there either jealous of my accomplishments at the ISM, or there trying to fool themselves. Right now those are the only 2 things I can think of.

- Your spelling sucks

We're really sorry we don't spend our whole lifes perfecting the ISM HQ. I think you understand what i'm talking about..

- You spend your whole life working on the ISM

This is one question I really laugh at when I see it. I don't spend my whole life working on the ISM. In fact, I should be flamed for not working on it enough!

Being an expert on the HTTP protocol/serving, and HTML in general, It doesn't take me long to make pages like this one. In fact, your flame probably took longer to make than this page. And the only reason i'm making this page, is because my router is temporarily down, and I'm making this page to waste time until the router comes back online. So, basically, I spend little time working on the ISM.

This next question is more of a FAQ, but I'll post it here, so I don't have to butcher the original FAQ, which is currently being maintained by KRD.

-I don't want to just e-mail you. I want to talk to you in a chat form of communication

You can find me on IRC EFnet as Patr|ot, and on the channel #sonic, also on EFnet. I only open up this information for reasonable people who would like to answer a specific question, or just want to know me a little better, ect. If you tirade on and throw a fit, swear, insult and send me death threats, I will put you on permenant ignore (so you can't send anything to my client) and if you do this in #sonic, you will probably be banned there as well. You've been warned..

I've also been known to pop into Bane's Anime Chat every once and a while. Even though Bane is no longer running Anti Sailor Moon material, most ASM active people still walk into his chat room anyways, and I stop by to say hi once and a while too.

Well, my routers back up, so i'm going to hold up on working on this page. It will be updated soon!

ISM v3

Hey, you wannta fight, punk? E-Mail me at kyledrake@usinternet.com

BTW, lame E-Mail usually gets sent to /dev/null, or I post it on the lamer mail section of my page.