The following are a listing of idiodic E-mail or guestbook signings I have recieved from equally idiotic moonies who are coming to my page, racking up the hits on the Java Counter, and pushing me closer to getting an award from Geocities. Yep, that's real smart. Just goes to show you how unintelligent these moonies are. Please note that any names and E-mail addresses accompaning Moron Mail Messages have been edited out to protect privacy and make them more family-friendly; however, please note that they have not been proofread or spell-checked. One more thing only vote for ONE letter, I repeat, only vote for ONE letter. Any ballots containing more than one vote will be discarded.
This person is calling me a maniac after signing my guestbook like this. You've got to ask yourself: Did this person eat paint chips when he/she was a kid?

You and the whole of ISM are the WORLD"S BIGGEST BUNCH OF IDIOTIC PAG STINKING MANIACS!! If you don;t like the show then DON'T see it then! Man , YOU GUYS SUCK!SUCK!SUCK!SUCK!SUCK!SUCK!

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I'm glad that this next moron thinks I can ruin Sailor Moon, but I don't think I'll be taking this person up on his/her invitation to visit their home.

You Jerks!!!!!!! Ruin such a great show. Burn in Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This lamer starts off with some misinformation about my page. I never said DIC was harrassing Salt Lake City T.V. stations about Sailor Moon. I said the SOS was. Look at my news page and see for yourself. Another thing, if you have nothing better to do than point out the nitty-gritty details of Sailor Moon, let me tell you something: I am not a Sailor Moon buff. I do not claim to be a Sailor Moon buff. I do not wish to become a Sailor Moon buff. This page was not constructed for Sailor Moon buffs. This page was not constructed to educate first-timers about Sailor Moon. It was constructed for people who are sick of the hype, and would like to see someone who dares to have a different viewpoint. I am not Anti-Moonie either. I am Anti-Sailor Moon. There IS a difference. In fact, one of my best friends is a Moonie. BTW, E-mail bombing is the sending of repititous E-mail, and bipolar disorder is the state of extreme, perpetual moodiness.

Okay please note that I do not hate all Anti-Moonies if they state accurate reasons then I sometimes even compliment their site. Some are even funny. But, yours is horrible. Okay, first off Dic isn't harrassing Salt Lake City someone wrote to the station concerning the timeslot and a public relations person said they would be willing to show a marathon if they gained enough support. And I don't watch it because the characters have breasts. She doesn't get the scepter in Jupiter Comes Thundering In she gets the Crescent Moon Wand. Apparantly you have only seen the american version therefore your page is worthless, it's also unoriginal. I wish you would use Makoto for Sailor Jupiter's name but if your going to use an american name get it right! The American name is Lita not Lena. Also, what the hell is e-mail bombing? I know this will probably make you stereotype fans as being idiots but, please explain what bipolar disorder is.

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Let me start out by saying that people who replace letters in explitive words with characters such as exclamation points are not clever, they are just stupid like our next moron is. I also will not take my site off the net. Nothing you moonies can do will change that.

Sailor Moon RULES!!! I think you should take down your site ASAP!!! HA HA HA !!! Those Anti-Sm Losers are pieces of ***censored*** HA HA HA!!! Oh wait! I have to keep it clean! Okay... you people are SH!T!

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Hmm, a feminist moonie. That's an...interesting theory. People, drugs are bad for you, and if someone claiming to be a moonie and a feminist isn't proof enough, than I don't know what is.

Your page is funny, yet lacking any insight. I'm guessing you are a male and the truth is, Sailor Moon outbalances all testosterone. This is the reason most males do not like Sailor Moon. -From a Feminist Moonie

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This next moron's a social worker type. It's his/her job to help those who are worse off than he/she is. This person must have a really hard time finding eligible people.

Alright first off, I don't know what Sailor Moon is. I was just looking from yahoo for ISM (a company) and there was somthin called International Headquaters of ISM or somethin.. It linked to u. A basically I just got here and looked at some stuff and thought it was funny. My first thought was (after I discovered that SM was just a anime): You're insane. It just popped up.. you are purely.. Wasting webspace to anti-something. I can help children that's not having a regular healthy life. It's my job. Tell me your problem. Is it you're being abused at home? Bigger kids beating you up at school? Saying yes to drugs? What is it? I''l help in anyway just tell me. You can email me anytime. Cuz children like you should have more care. So bye.

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I wonder if this guy would benifit from professional help.

Hm, okay.. I almost get the point of this site.... I do: A guy that really likes pizza hut, and hates sailormoon? What's the use? swearing would be a solution right now, well okay fine: ***censored*** you! you son of a ***censored***. why the ***censored*** is there ***censored*** on episodes? can't you just state the hell you wanna say and get it over with? can you not just shut the ***censored*** up and deal with your personal life with sailor moon by yourself? can you just spare those innocent moonies the pain of seeing that you are having problems? and doesn't get enough anime and has to watch sailor moon though noone has forced you into it. you're really screwed i tell you. Not that it's gonnamatter because from my judgement on you intelligence or personality, you'll comment on this comment disregarding it as one of those freaks, but you can as anyone 99 out 100 out on the street, whose the one who has problems? whose the one? and the 1 out of 100 person must either be you wanting to be different because you don't wanna be the same. using whatever possible way to be different from the rest trying to get attention. independence is good but you know there's a line between independence and annoyance? there is this fat line called honor between if your following which i don't think you are.. cuz you're still putting up stupid things. tell me you just have fun on this website and see how many poeple can insult you, for if you are serious about this uh oh. problems buddy problems. alright stay and be true. I also give you permission to shove this comment directed at you personally, in your socalled umm what's that? your hate mail thingy... oh yeah moron mail, that was funny. 'member! this site is for humor at the end understand that! okay take care.

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This moron is proof that you shouldn't surf the web right after doing drugs.

I think that you are just the biggest ***censored*** in the whole world. I love Sailor Moon and I don't think that you are being funny about making fun of the show. You are just a ***censored***, and I think that you are some 6 year old thinking he is funny when you are just a jerk. And don't worry Sailor Moon will never go off the air you ***censored***.

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The part about this next moron that I just love is that she was stupid enough to leave her real name on the E-mail she sent me. Militant Moonies and intelligence just simply don't mix.

Who do you think you are making fun of Sailor Moon. I love the show and I think you need to ***censored***!! And come up with a better name than pizza of hut that is so stupid. How about the Loser Hut Page Ha Ha Ha!!! How old are you 8 Ha Ha Ha!!!Anyway I have a lot of friends who love the show and I would just like to say go back to watching Barney, and leave Sailor Moon alone you ***censored***!!!

***censored***!!!

Concerned Sailor Moon fan

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This next letter comes from a moron who sent it to me 549 times. He issues a rather infantile dare and thinks an E-mail bomb can take break me and take me off the net. If you read the Announcements section of the Updates, you all know that it did exacly the opposite. Flames, E-mail bombs, hacking guestbooks, threats, yep, nothing is too low for this scumbag. BTW, I decided to take this loser up on his little dare. Give our little friend an E-mail at lusiphur1@aol.com, and be sure to tell him exactly how you feel about people like him.

YOU LITTLE PIECE OF ***censored***!! JUST TRY AND TRACK ME DOWN!! I DARE YA!!!!!!!

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Our next Moron Mail Message is from the same idiot from our last one who used it to destroy my guestbook. For this moron's information, Sailor Moon does not rule my ***censored*** world.

YOU LITTLE ***censored***!! SAILOR MOON RULES YOUR ***censored*** WORLD!!!!!!!!!

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This letter comes from our, by now, infamous Psycho Moron. He sent my 19 copies of the following E-mail after he relized he could no longer harrass the users of my guestbook. I gotta say though, if that was supposed to be an E-mail bomb, it sure was a weak one.

Um,you have made me angrier than I was before!! SAILOR MOON RULES AND SHE WILL PROVE IT!!

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E-mail attack number 4 from Psycho (Lamer) Moonie after he subscribed me to a bazillion mailing lists. I'm not even going to dignify this with a response.

Hey ***censored***,been getting any strange e-mails lately? SAILOR MOON RULES AND YOU WILL BE SEVERLY PUNISHED FOR YOUR ***censored***!!!!!!

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People, don't end up like this guy. The next time your parents tell you about the dangers of sniffing paint, you listen to them!

I think you have one of the stupidest pages on the net. The only reason you made this was to piss Sailor Moon fans off It doesn't matter how much you want it, there is NO WAY you are going to make an impact on the decision of keeping Sailor Moon on the air. I hope your page goes done in flames!

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I'm not even going to say anything here. It's rude to make fun of the mentally handicapped.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE SAILOR MOON...... THEN JUST SHUT UP OR JUST BE QUIET OK. WHO ASKED YOU TO WATCH IT OR "WHATEVER".. WHO ASK YOU I MEAN.MAYBE IF YOU JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.. WHO'S GOING TO ASK YOU......YEAH I MEAN LIKE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT OK .......................... ....... .......................................................... .............................. ............................ ....... SO JUST BE QUIET ...................................

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Okay, uhh...anyone here understand this moron? Didn't think so.

I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU WRITE ON SAILOR MOON IN THE GALLERY PIX. EMAIL ME ONLY IF YOU GOT THE ANSWER ONLY BOYS SAID THAT SO I THINK YOU M

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Hmm. These stoners are starting to get slightly annoying.

i can't believe you don't like sailor moon, it's one of the best cartoons ever. if you don't like it, then why did you watch it in the first place?

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People, there is something called a clue. This guy, he doesn't have one.

Do you think there are too many Sailor Moon pages on the World Wide Web? I would agree that there are quite a few... And you actually believe that this is a problem, correct? Can you please explain to me (and possibly to everyone else who reads this) why on-line content is a problem? Would it be a problem if it was on people's hard disks off-line? What exact harm does the on-line distribution of Sailor Moon material cause on you or anyone else? Is anyone forcing you to access such material? If you even knew the size of the World Wide Web (I am not speculating, that's why I am not using the term Internet...), you would be surprised at the sheer size of information you do not care about... Are you interested in aeronaughtics engineering? I suppose you are not, and neither am I, but you see, almost every physics department of every university on this planet has on-line material on the subject. Is this a problem? In reply to a guestbook entry by "Star Wolf": are you so much a pure racist that believes lesbians do not have a right of recognition? You sure sound like one. BTW, why don't you post your e-mail? Before I close, here is some constructive criticism about your site: don't use frames, it's much clearer when you have a single document.

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This guy is living proof that there is no limit to how stoned you can get.

I AM A SWAN PRINCESS!!! P.S. Spread the word!! example: MR. JONATHAN IS A SWAN PRINCESS!!! LET ALL THE OTHER GUESTBOOKS KNOW!!! BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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ICQ bomb #1 from lusiphur1. Boy, it must really suck to be as lame as him. Oh well, what can you expect from AOLers?

THIS PAGE IS A WORTHLESS PIECE OF ***censored***!!!!!!!!!THIS PAGE IS A WORTHLESS PIECE OF ***censored***!!!!!!!!!THIS PAGE IS A WORTHLESS PIECE OF ***censored***!!!!!!!!!THIS PAGE IS A WORTHLESS PIECE OF ***censored***!!!!!!!!!THIS PAGE IS A WORTHLESS PIECE OF ***censored***!!!!!!!!!

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ICQ bomb #2 from lusiphur1. Hmmm, Lusiphur1 writes me saying how he's on my ***censored***. Ohhhh, how kinky! ;-)

GO TO ***censored*** HELL YOU ***censored***!!!I AM STILL ON YOUR ***censored***!!!!!!!!!

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ICQ bomb #3 from lusiphur1. Wow! I'm so touched that my page has reached enough popularity that an insignifigant little AOLamer feels threatened enough by it to violate federal law and send me a death threat. What an honor! Now I truly am part of the ISM!

YOU WILL DIE,***censored***!!!!!!!!!

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ICQ bomb #4 from lusiphur1. This is the 3rd one from him tonight. Mustn't have had too muck luck with his anatomically correct Sailor Moon action figure. (This toy tends to get quite a lot of use around his house. ;-))

***censored*** OFF YOU LOSER ***censored***!!!

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ICQ bomb #5 from lusiphur1. Uhh oh, he's lost it now! (Yeah, like that boat hadn't sailed a long time ago)

SAILOR MOON RULES!!!!SAILOR MOON RULES!!!!SAILOR MOON RULES!!!!SAILOR MOON RULES!!!!SAILOR MOON RULES!!!!SAILOR MOON RULES!!!!SAILOR MOON RULES!!!!SAILOR MOON RULES!!!!SAILOR MOON RULES!!!! SAILOR MOON RULES!!!!SAILOR MOON RULES!!!!SAILOR MOON RULES!!!!SAILOR MOON RULES!!!!SAILOR MOON RULES!!!!SAILOR MOON RULES!!!!SAILOR MOON RUL

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People, there is a thing called a life. After his 6th consecutive ICQ bomb, it's pretty clear that lusiphur1 just doesn't have one.

HEy ***censored***!!! What the ***censored*** ***censored*** do you think you are doing?? Get your stupid ***censored*** off the ***censored*** net!!!!

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Yet another self righteous feminist type moonie. And it looks like she's skipped a few doses of her medication.

Go to Jeter's Message board, or actually read the news section on his page. There you will see him attack the manga for the sole reason it's called "Sailor Moon". It's not even similar to the anime, yet he wants to destroy it anyway. This is sheer pig headed, simple minded stupidity. Only a testosterone driven neanderthal goes around trying to destroy what they know nothing about. Jeter's level of maturity and tolerance is reminscent of the mideval priests who burnt all books that they did not agree with. He's just mindlessly destructive of things he knows nothing about. The manga is entirely different, yet he's not even willing to leave what he doesn't know alone.

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All of a sudden, I don't feel safe knowing that people like this are walking around outside of institutionalized areas.

how dare you write that about sos.i hated that page just to let you know.tthat sucked. if you want to know why, its because im a so called '' moonie''. you know how sailormoon is a ***censored*** . you a ***censored*** your -self. infact your a sexest pig! well i hope you dont suck-seed![hahaha loser]

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My, such immpeccable logic! However, the grammer and spelling is just phenominal!

ya its me again ya little ***censored*** . the reason your a SEXEST PIG is because you suck at making websites [ LOSER do you know what that means.] { porobilly not ] loser

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People, if ignorance starts selling for $40 a barrel, I wand drilling rights on this guy's head!

I visited your site and I noticed a few interesting things. I will explain them in my entrie, but allow me to cover the basic background information first. I don't agree with your page, and quite frankly, I am suprised to see you have created a website for the sole purpose of boasting your self esteem (which I find quite low, judging from your page). Secondly, I am a 'moonie', but an intelligent one as well. This brings us to our first mistake. You seem to have sterotyped the majority of sailor moon's fan base. You seem to have labeled them 'morons' and 'demented' people who will be 'infuriated', if they view your page. This is not only a pitiful and poorly disguised attempt at boasting your self esteem (because you are anti-sailormoon), it's also close minded. Sterotypes are close-minded. And seeing as though you are Anti-Sailor-Moon, you must be the opposite. I am here to say: not so. And therin lies the subject of this entrie: I am going to explain (inb detail) what moonies everywhere have been trying to ask and tell you for so long.

First of all, you prove that your close-minded by labeling people with this sterotype. You degrade my judgement, because you say that I am 'less intelligent' because I happen to like this show. Well if I am demented for liking sailor moon, what are you for liking final fantasy and other squaresoft RPGs? An ignorant pig. No show (ESPECIALLY A CARTOON) is so important to me, that I would judge people because they watch it. This is because I have enough common sense (something you need to learn) to know that I won't always agree with people particular tastes in television. Just because people like the simpsons (a show that I hate), doesn't mean i'm going to create a huge webpage, with the message 'all simpsons fans are demented' on the very front page. That's just plain dumb (like you).

Next, I question your maturity. You seem to think you are 'supirior' to fans who are flaming you. Yet you are flaming saturday morning c

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Hmm, a radical moonie flamer telling me to get a life. This is just too rich.

why??? you know you need to get a life!

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This nex Moron must have been let out of the mental institution a little too early.

How can you BUST oN Suuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccchhhhhhhhh a good show with sssssssssuuuuuuuuucccccccchhhhhhhhh GOOD LOOKING CHICKS? I mean look at their skirts baby! They're so short I CAN ALMOST FEEL MY HAND SLIDE BENEATH ONE! OH YEAH! Oh, oh, yeah... WhaT Do yOu HAVE TO SAY TO THAT BOY???!?!?!?!?

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I wonder if this guy would benifit from preschool?

sailor moon is awsome thi site is crap i say u take it dow now she never did anything to u or anyone

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Uhh...is this a flame or a fan?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sailor moon sucks HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA sailor moon sucks HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i'm losing my voice from laughing and sailor moon still sucks

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This guy claims to be Jesus. I think he's going to be pretty surprised when he dies and finds himself decending.

I tell Tell St.Peter ,TO Automaticly deny you form entering Heaven.

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Our next moron claims to be Satan. I'm not arguing with him on this one.

Hello Can I have YOUR SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Looks like yet another Moonie didn't have a whole lot of luck with his Anatomically Correct "Fully Functional" Sailor Moon "Action" Figure.

First off,If you hate something very bad you wanted to end. Getting rid of SM is virtully impossiable beacuase You can't take over Dic,or Toei Animation. I say this alot you should get a hobby other this ***censored*** .Try playing an musical instrument or something. As a other observation I find very weird,Is that most of you ***censored*** head are guys that completely chuvanistic,and probably should find a guy instead of a girl beacuase no onther woman in the planet would ever ***censored*** with you.

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This LamerMoonie must have skipped a few doses of her medication.

I JUST WANT TO WARN YOU THAT I AM A SERIOUSLY DERANGED MOONIE WHO HAS HAD A BAD DAY AND WAS TRICKED INTO COMEING TO THIS DUMP AND I WISH YOU TO BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!! O_O

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Hmmm, looks like the autobiography of your average LamerMoonie.

DUHHH....SAILOR MOON IS GAY...UHHH...**DROOLING** **HITTING HEAD AGAINST WALL** I AM A RETARD...I HATE SAILOR MOON..I LUV BARNEY AND THE TELLITUBBIES....DUHHH..SAILOR MOON...BAD..RETARD..**FALLS DOWN FROM HEART ATTACK FROM BEING TO FAT AND LAZY** signed-a typical sailor moon hater

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Uhh, I think this next moron sat a little too close to the T.V. during that last Sailor Moon Marathon. HELLO!!!! I AM THE QUEEN OF FUNKY!!!! BEHOLD MY MYSTICAL POWERS!!!!~~SMACKS OWNER OF SITE WITH A STICK~~ TA DA!!!! I LOVE DONUTS....YUM....PINKDONUTS....MMMM.....~~GRABS A BOX OF PINK DONUTS AND THROWS IT AT THE OWNER OF THE SITE~~ NOW YOU ARE PINK!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

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Mr. Jonathan returns after a brief hietus to get better "aquianted" with his pictures of Sailor Moon. He says his place in the Hall of Shame for the month of November wouln'tall be possible without some of his pals. it also wouldn'tall be possible without his incredible lameness, his immense stupidity, and all those illegal drugs he keeps under his bed.

*sniffle* I-I'm so proud to be in the hall of shame! I'd just like to say this wouldn'tall be possible without the 'Sheik of Germany', the 'Queen of Scotts', and the 'Hobo of Druids'! *sob*

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Gee, using this moron's logic, why should moonies be allowed to put pages on the net?

What in the hell do you think you're doing?! Sailor Moon does not suck you pathetic loser! It's ok if you hate her, but why say it over the internet?! There is no reason why you should write stuff about the show, when you've only seen a few episodes!

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This person claims that I don't consider the children. But really, I do. So, for the sake of the children, I am going to request that all you youngsters out there skip over this next message. I wouldn't dare expose your young eyes to this moron's kind of lameness.

I understand that a lot of people HATE Sailor Moon, but there are better ways to show your anger. Putting up disturbing pictures is NOT a good way to do that. I found them to be very upsetting, as a Sailor Moon fan. Please, consider the fact that children surf the net and should not be allowed to see pictures like that. And by the way, SAILOR MOON happens to be a female heroine... does this mean you are anti-Xena and anit-Buffy, too??? GET A LIFE! What a waste of FREE web page space! If you hate Sailor Moon THIS much, why are you wasting your time with all this crap?

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Ooh, I'm really scared! Some little internet lamer is going to strike me down in my prime! Hey guys, this girl's threatening to strike us down in our prime! We better take our pages off the net right away!

I couldn't find the mail, so i am putting the message here: This page bores me. It's too much like the others If you want people to hate the Sailor Senshi, try and find something bad about the original. It is much better. Too bad for you, the later chapters have better animation. If you want people to not like sailor moon, compare it with another cartoon, which you will praise. But, if you end up insulting Ranmm 1/2 (Ranma nibunonici), Pokemon(pocket monsters), Dragon ball, or magic knight Rayearth, along with Sailor Moon(bishousou Senshi Sailor moon), (blank) Electric Mouse will put quite a problem on your hands. oh, and i am aware of the java counter. I thought that in the future, I'll strike you down in your prime.

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