1. The animation is really low grade.
2. The plot sucks.
3. The fight scenes look really fake.
4. The character's voices sound like fingernails being scraped across a chalkboard.
5. In the theme song, it says, "She'll never back down from a real fight!" and yet, in the show, whenever she has to "fight" the bad guy, she starts yelling, "I don't wanna do this!" and breaks down crying.
6. Have you seen a "Moon Prism"? Sure as Hell I didn't!
7. The heroic phrases are really corny.
8. DIC is planning to take it off syndication this fall. (Do you feel like getting wasted or what?)

1. Who fights in a sailor costume or a tuxedo?
2. If you were going to fight evil, wouldn't you want some sort of armor?
3. If it takes more than 1 sailor scout to beat a bad guy, why doesn't Queen Beryl just send her whole army to kick the living crap out of the Sailor Scouts?
4. How do they become so agile when they transform? (or change clothes, whatever you want to call it) I didn't know that Sailor Costumes had mystical powers!
5. If Serena(Usagi) is 16, why didn't anybody on Earth looking though a telescope 16 years ago see a big city?
6. The fact that Sailor Jupiter comes from Jupiter is a physical improbability, because the heat and pressure that is present on Jupiter's surface would crush and evaporate anything that appears to be human.
7. If Sailor Mercury (Amy) has an I.Q. of over 200, why isn't she doing something worthwhile?
8. What is the point of destroying Earth?

If you watch Sailor Moon and you are of the male gender...

1. You may email Illumina with great confidence.
2. You are very cool and Squishy like us.
3. You get laid often.
4. You have better taste in television than most of the people on this planet.
5. You won't grow up to be like Woody Allen.
6. You have a life.
7. You will never be as obsessive as those webmasters at Save Our Sailors.(S.O.S.) and trust us, when we say obsessed, we mean obsessed!

Pretty much self explanitory. The guestbook also demonstrates typical moonie behavior, type in all caps, swear a lot, make sentences that make little sense and fail to leave an email address.

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Note: Contains explicit language. Don't look if you're a whiner

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Edmar and Ian

Me, Marc and Illumina know to people named Edmar and Ian. Edmar is a nice person, big, gentle, we play tennis sometimes. But Edmar has a terribly critical flaw. It is called 'Sailor Moon'. Edmar loves staring at what is under the low skirts the sailors wear for prolonged periods of time. We often point this out to Edmar. He knows, but cannot stop. Edmar is a classic example of a high potential being destroyed by the antichrist Sailor Moon. A moment of silence for Edmar...
The story of Ian is very different, however. Ian is a completley perverted horny kid. One time, when Edmar was practicing on his saxophone for the band, Ian replaced the music papers with nude printouts of Sailor Moon. Edmar got into much trouble. Ian spends lots of time jacking off to Sailor Moon pornography, and everyone knows it. You can go up to Ian and tell him, 'you're really sick' and he won't deny anything. Ian is a classic example of most of Sailor Moon's fan base. 'Who the hell cares if the cartoon is of the worst quality?' They think. 'Let's go download some of her porn and jack off' is all they care about. People like that make up for at least 75% of Sailor Moon's fans.

Both stories are sadly true.

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