Hell on TV: The Sailor Moon story


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Hate Mail Part 2


"More Hate than a cheesy metal band CD"

What's this? Yes, more hell spawn, fresh from my e-mail account! Mails are listed by number instead of name, I'm sick of attempting to make all this mail look organized, as it looks crappy and messy in my mail account as well.

#1:

WELL...........LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER STUPID ASS ANTI.....................
YOU HAVE GUTS.....BUT......IT TAKES MORE THAT GUTS TO BEAT US..
E-MAIL ME BACK IF......IF.......YOU WANT TO START SOMETHING.....
I'M WARNING YOU......DON'T FUCK WITH ME PUSSY.........I'LL KICK YOU ASS ALL THE WAY DOWN TOWN.....


Oh shit, I've managed to piss off yet another aspiring member of the "tuff motherfucker" club. Why do all these "Ruff RyderZ" keep mailing me over Sailor Moon? I'm sorry, but when you're mailing me gang threats in an attempt to support wuessy girl shows, you don't sound particularly threatening.

#2:

you better shit up rigth now ,
I am sick of dumb asses like you telling people that sailor moon is gay.
Well, I have somthing to say about that ,FUCK YOU, YOU NASTY ASS HORE OF
A BOITCH GIT A REAL LIFE AND STOP SUCKING YOUR DICK
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO YOU CAN KISS MY ASS
UNDETR STOOD BUTTNUGGET, YOU BETTER STOP EATING YOUR SHIT {IS IT TASTY}


The moonies have a new attack strategy they've been working on when they mail me. It's called "generic weird crap". The idea behind it is to make mail so confusing and generic that I can't think of anything original to say about the message. I guess I could make something up about sucking my dick, "shitting up", and eating my shit, but I think this letter is humorous enough without my help.

#3: ~MoonBunny~

ok. listen. you don't have to watch it. so if you hate it so much, then leave it alone. watch something else. like kiki's delivery service or whatever. so what if it isn't playing on every single network? why do you have to attack the little guy?

Remember, I'm the minority here. I guess there's a big market out there for stupid cartoons.

and also, it's really cowardly to put up the flames that you receive on your site. why not put up the good things?

Because the 'good' things aren't funny, and are usually as repetitive and boring as your mail was.

I realize they were overreacting, but that doesn't mean you have to make fun of them. and I could care less if you put this up, I'm a strong person, as you obviously aren't.

Yes. Years of crappy mail from people like you has shriveled me into a weak little man. I just love it when people try to get off on me. I mean, this person is obviously much stronger than me, because she can form proper grammatical sentences, use periods, and begin sentences with capital letters. Crazy radical stuff like that.



#4: RoseJe9999

he man fuck u mutha focko! why don't u spend ur time doing something better 
than bitch about a japanese anime show u fucking BIGGIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hey u MOTHA FUCKO! In a twisted sense of fate, why don't you (err, U) spend more time watching a japanese anime show, instead of bitching about my web site? A little english wouldn't hurt, either, U BIGGIT!!!!!!


#5: Steve

I believe that those people who are totally with sailor moon should burn in hell.even though I know naoko takeuchi, that doesn't make me a sailor moon fanatic.when my best friend spent $500 dollars on sailor moon shit,I broke both of his legs and burned the videos he had bought.


Heh. Okay...


What the hell's with this morbid fascination of Naoko Takeuchi? She pretty much became a writer to distract her from her other hobby, stabbing herself with a pencil and drinking poison all day. She's a moron and every half-intelligent person in Japan hates her. She's widely received as Japan's sellout soap-opera crap writer, and she probably gets booed out of every non-corporate animation convention in the country. That is, if she's not too drunk to attend.


#4: Some random moron

On behalf of the SOS fan page, I would like to say
that your page is a piece of crap. Whats wrong with 
Sailor Moon you FUCKIN dung heap. 

You know, if you actually bothered to read my FUCKIN page you might know why I hate it. 

All you do is bitch
and complain about a show you probably have never even
seen. 

You'd be amazed at how many times I've heard people tell me that. They actually think I've never seen an episode of Sailor Moon before. I wish I was that lucky, but believe it or not, I've seen quite a few episodes. And guess what, I hated them all. Well, except for that one where all the characters die, that was pretty good.

Sailor Moon is a great show, and if you can't
see that your probably as thick headed as an ox. I'll
find out were you live and will wring your neck if I
get a hold of you.
P.S. I have friends who like sailor moon and they
all would tear you limb from fuckin limb.

Aww shheeeat dude, it's another member of the "tuff motherfucker" gang. Here, I made you guys a logo:



About an hour later, this tuff fuck sent me another badass letter:

If you dis me, you dis every sailor moon fan on
earth. 

How convenient.

You don't realize how many of us there really
are. I'm only one of millions who hate your site and
hate you. 

This is contrast to the letter I received before him that said I was picking on the minorities.

My guess is that if you saw the un-edited
japanese version youd probably love it. Please remove
your site of the net.

No.

God damnit, don't you people actually READ MY PAGE? I clearly stated on my page why I don't think the Japanese version is any better than the "edited" one.

At this point, I started running out of original ideas for responses, so enjoy some images of large men dressed up as Sailor Moon.


#5

wow, whata crappy site
i've seen alot more better "i hate sailormoon" sites.
what are u..some 50 year old who has no life but to trash some kiddy cartoon? for the love of...



OH MY GOD.


#6:

Hey, roach from the planet Hate!!! Don't be hating on Sailor Moon just
because she better than you with your big, ugly ego!!! So if you need to
start hating, DON'T BE HATING ON SAILOR MOON, YOU...LOCO EGO
HATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AHHHHH!!!!!!



Ok, that's it, i'm FUCKING DONE WRITING THIS. Oh my god.... It's like drinking nuclear waste