Hell on TV: The Sailor Moon story
"It's like getting hit by a convoy of semi trucks"
The SOS Campaign is what I'd call a bad hobby. In case you're too frightened to click the link (which you should be) they're basically a group of obsessive Sailor Moon fans that sit around and heckle the program directors at TV stations to try and get them to put Sailor Moon on the air. Being the complete morons they are, they actually buy all this "everybody wants Sailor Moon" crap and put it on.
Below I have pasted some text from the "we're important" incoherent ramblings of the SOS page, and some clever and informational comments from me follow:
With these letters the SOS will now try to select only 3 places to focus a "Sailor Stars" campaign. Along the way, our Industry Contacts will make some phone calls and "take some meetings" so that you (and we) will not be wasting any time (which has been one of our most important goals)!
I'm currently in the process of finding a strategic zoning area for my "Anti Sailor Moon Pretty Pretty Flower Princess" campaign. My "secret agents" and "armies of black death" will be making official business contacts and connecting with the CIA (which we have "contacts" to) to ensure that Program Directors at TV stations realize how retarded we are. We're powerful! BOO!
And just so you know, there were various reasons for our excluding certain networks from discussion in the story. In brief, here's why:
Action! - Does not pay for any series to be
And here's the REAL reasons they excluded those networks:
Action! - Kicked us out of their office, and laughed at us on the
way out of the parking lot. This was the last time we dressed up
as Sailor Moon characters when we went to plea our case.