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Here is a somewhat random piece from a Sailor Moon screenplay I pulled off a site while I was doing "research" (links at bottom).  I have taken the liberty of bolding out the words I think will take the english language by storm, and I encourage you to use them in everyday speech.

Serena "I thought sewing class was never gonna end.  Weren't you just bored to snores, Molly?"

(Molly nods.  Suddenly . . .)

Melvin "Gossip update, girls!"

Molly & Serena "CAN IT, MELVIN, UNLESS YOU WANNA GET MASHED INTO MEATLOAF!"

Melvin "Oh, but this gossip is sizzling!  My sources tell me that Miss Lambert's getting married.  That's why she turned into such a space case."

*BREIF FLASHBACK*

Herbert "Helen, darling, would you do me the honor of becoming my wife?  Would you?  Please?  I'll the happiest man in the world."

Miss Lambert "Oh Herbert.  Of course I'll marry you."

*BACK TO PRESENT*

Melvin "And you wanna know the best part?  He's a computer salesman. Stupendous, huh?"

(Editors note: Lose stupendous, and try 'stupid'.  Additionally, why is marrying a computer salesman a good thing?  Have you ever met a computer salesman?  They're like used car dealers.  She should hook up with me, I've got enough parts laying around here to start a computer WAREHOUSE.  Additionally, I'm not a computer salesman.  That should be prize enough.)

Serena "Yuck.  That sounds totally boring.  When I get married, it's gonna be to the most wicked cool guy.  I'll have a humongous wedding, and an awesome dress, and a chocolate cake that goes to the ceiling."

(She snaps back to reality when her ice cream falls on her head.)